--- title: "1 Leave Message Quotes By The Hangover" description: "1 Leave Message quotes by The Hangover. Plus more from The Hangover and more Leave Message sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e0/the-hangover-18791_quote_hey-this-is-phil-leave-me-a-message-or-d_2045944.jpg" --- > [Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. -Phil Wenneck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/hey-this-is-phil-leave-me-a-message-or-don-t-but-do-me-a-favor-don-t/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e0/the-hangover-18791_quote_hey-this-is-phil-leave-me-a-message-or-d_2045944.jpg) ## More by The Hangover > [Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/oh-yeah-why-dont-you-suck-on-these-little-chinese-nuts-mr-chow/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Theres a jungle cat in the bathroom - allan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/theres-a-jungle-cat-in-the-bathroom-allan/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/to-a-night-we-ll-never-remember-but-the-four-of-us-will-never-forget/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/doug-billings-tracy-did-mention-we-shouldn-t-let-him-gamble-or-drink/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/phil-asks-whose-baby-is-that-alan-reponds-check-its-collar-or/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh\*\*. -Stu Price](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/ill-tell-you-another-thing-6-to-1-odds-our-car-is-beat-to-sh-stu-price/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [ Stu Price: \[while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak\] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/stu-price-while-alan-adds-pepper-to-the-roofied-steak-why-are-you/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/phil-wenneck-the-best-little-chapel-do-you-know-where-that-is-dr/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/remember-what-happens-in-vegas-stays-in-vegas-except-for-herpes-that/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/stu-price-you-know-everyone-says-mike-tyson-is-such-a-badass-but-i/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/stu-price-she-s-got-my-grandmother-s-holocaust-ring-alan-garner-i/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f\*\*\*ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/were-not-going-to-leave-a-baby-in-the-room-theres-a-f-ing-tiger-in/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/mr-chow-you-gonna-fuck-on-me-alan-garner-nobody-s-gonna-fuck-on-you-i/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/stu-price-we-re-in-a-stolen-cop-car-with-what-is-sure-to-be-a-missing/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) > [Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-hangover/stu-exclaims-she-is-wearing-my-grandmothers-holocaust-ring-alan/) [The Hangover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-hangover/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/leave-message/the-hangover/#itemlist", "name": "1 Leave Message Quotes By The Hangover", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hey, this is Phil. 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