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> [“Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-d-sarge/don-t-leave-a-message-his-voicemail-said-if-you-do-i-might-call-you/)

[K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-d-sarge/)

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## More by K.D. Sarge

> [“Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-d-sarge/grab-the-lube-cause-you-are-so-going-for-the-fucking-god-button/)

[K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-d-sarge/)

> [“He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-d-sarge/he-had-a-talent-for-asking-exactly-the-right-questions-to-lead-me-to/)

[k.d. sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-d-sarge/)

> [ “\[I hear phone sex can work\], I sent, \[but I kind of doubt text-sex would.\] He sent me a picture shot down his pants.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-d-sarge/i-hear-phone-sex-can-work-i-sent-but-i-kind-of-doubt-text-sex-would/)

[K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-d-sarge/)

> [“He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-d-sarge/he-s-wearing-flannel-alan-yelped-he-s-shoving-his-straight-in-my-face/)

[K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-d-sarge/)

> [“Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-d-sarge/check-and-double-check-and-never-let-go-of-the-rope/)

[K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-d-sarge/)

> [“Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-d-sarge/don-t-leave-a-message-his-voicemail-said-if-you-do-i-might-call-you/)

[K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-d-sarge/)

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