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> [“I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/i-want-to-leave-all-my-friends-and-the-sunlight-for-a-small-rainy-town/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

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## More by The Harvard Lampoon

> [“It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/it-suddenly-occurred-to-me-that-after-all-that-frolicking-in-the/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/allow-me-said-the-elf-proffering-gimlet-s-beard-to-frito-who-was-now/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“As soon as we were inside, Edwart's family rushed to greet me. What seemed like thirty people circled me, chattering away. "Oh my god,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/as-soon-as-we-were-inside-edwart-s-family-rushed-to-greet-me-what/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/i-want-to-leave-all-my-friends-and-the-sunlight-for-a-small-rainy-town/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“So all this time you thought I was a vampire? ' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left. 'Sure,' I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/so-all-this-time-you-thought-i-was-a-vampire-edwart-whispered/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“Nice piano," I said. "Do you play?" "oh no, but Edwart does!" Eva Mullen said. "A little," Edwart said sheepishly. "Go ahead, play!" Eva…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/nice-piano-i-said-do-you-play-oh-no-but-edwart-does-eva-mullen-said-a/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“Quick, I told myself. Try to remember what you learned from Jimbo's Self Defence for Young Ladies. Jimbo was a beefy man with prison…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/quick-i-told-myself-try-to-remember-what-you-learned-from-jimbo-s/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard. "Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam. "Toymaker." "Gold-digger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/elf-dog-hissed-gimlet-retrieving-his-beard-pig-of-a-dwarf-suggested/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/listen-he-whispered-ferociously-like-a-ferocious-breeze-or-a-very/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/i-balked-another-vampire-i-guess-it-made-sense-the-states-of-the/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“The two things I look for in a guy is how tall he is and whether or not he's a vampire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/the-two-things-i-look-for-in-a-guy-is-how-tall-he-is-and-whether-or-2/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“How about we walk back? Through the cemetery ?' One thing my mom had taught me is that it's difficult to refuse requests made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/how-about-we-walk-back-through-the-cemetery-one-thing-my-mom-had/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“picked!” I reply. I can’t stand Badge. She’s so stuck-up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/picked-i-reply-i-can-t-stand-badge-she-s-so-stuck-up/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/you-should-have-seen-the-costumes-for-the-last-few-prom-themes-pimps/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

> [“After dinner, Edwart took me upstairs to see his room. At the top of the stairs was a giant wooden cross. "Ironic, huh?" Edwart…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-harvard-lampoon/after-dinner-edwart-took-me-upstairs-to-see-his-room-at-the-top-of/)

[The Harvard Lampoon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-harvard-lampoon/)

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