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> [Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/why-can-t-everybody-leave-everybody-else-the-hell-alone/)

[Jimmy Durante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-durante/)

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## More by Jimmy Durante

> [What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/what-s-a-depression-the-dictionary-says-a-depression-is-a-dent-and/)

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> [Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/me-and-my-big-mouth-i-d-get-rid-of-it-only-it-s-such-a-handy-place-to/)

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> [Start off each day with a song](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/start-off-each-day-with-a-song/)

[Jimmy Durante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-durante/)

> [I hate music, especially when it's played.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/i-hate-music-especially-when-it-s-played/)

[Jimmy Durante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-durante/)

> [Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/make-someone-happy-make-just-one-someone-happy-and-you-will-be-happy/)

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> [Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/man-is-the-only-animal-that-can-be-skinned-more-than-once/)

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> [All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/all-of-us-have-schnozzles-if-not-in-our-faces-then-in-our-character/)

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> [At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/at-four-o-clock-in-the-morning-most-people-have-been-asleep-for-hours/)

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> [Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/now-you-know-that-you-can-t-go-wrong-if-you-start-each-day-with-a-song/)

[Jimmy Durante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-durante/)

> [“Food became secondary”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/food-became-secondary/)

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> [“Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to go, But still had the feeling that you wanted to stay, You knew it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/did-you-ever-get-the-feeling-that-you-wanted-to-go-but-still-had-the/)

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> [I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/i-was-hurt-so-deep-that-i-made-up-my-mind-never-to-hurt-anybody-else/)

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> [Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/be-kind-to-people-on-the-way-up-you-ll-meet-them-again-on-your-way/)

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> [My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/my-wife-has-a-slight-impediment-in-her-speech-every-now-and-then-she/)

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> [Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-durante/be-awfully-nice-to-them-going-up-because-you-re-gonna-meet-them-all/)

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