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title: "9 Leave Beaver Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-coontz/contrary-to-popular-opinion-leave-it-to-beaver-was-not-a-documentary/)

[Stephanie Coontz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-coontz/)

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> [When I was a kid and the other kids were home watching "Leave it to Beaver," my father and step-mother were marching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oprah-winfrey/when-i-was-a-kid-and-the-other-kids-were-home-watching-leave-it-to/)

[Oprah Winfrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oprah-winfrey/)

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> [There are no 'Leave It to Beaver' families. Everybody's family's got that one nut that comes to the family reunion and you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-griffin/there-are-no-leave-it-to-beaver-families-everybody-s-family-s-got/)

[Eddie Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-griffin/)

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> [I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-billingsley/i-have-to-tell-you-that-june-cleaver-had-a-job-in-the-new-leave-it-to/)

[Barbara Billingsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-billingsley/)

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> ['Leave It To Beaver' is a fairly famous show in America, but I don't think it travelled. It was one of those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-shearer/leave-it-to-beaver-is-a-fairly-famous-show-in-america-but-i-don-t/)

[Harry Shearer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-shearer/)

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> ['Leave It to Beaver,' which ran from 1957 until 1963, was one of the strangest, sweetest, most distinctive domestic sitcoms of television's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-shales/leave-it-to-beaver-which-ran-from-1957-until-1963-was-one-of-the/)

[Tom Shales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-shales/)

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> [At the premiere for 'Leave It to Beaver,' I was walking down the red carpet, and they were screaming my name, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erika-christensen/at-the-premiere-for-leave-it-to-beaver-i-was-walking-down-the-red/)

[Erika Christensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erika-christensen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/735/erika-christensen-7941_calm_at-the-premiere-for-leave-it-to-beaver-i_456414.jpg)

> [“Not wanting the girls to endure the shame of a crazy mother, I spent my days acting as normal as possible. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzie-burke/not-wanting-the-girls-to-endure-the-shame-of-a-crazy-mother-i-spent/)

[Suzie Burke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzie-burke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/255/suzie-burke-44962_acting_not-wanting-the-girls-to-endure-the-sham_2253940.jpg)

> [I did a great show Off-Broadway called Leave It To Beaver Is Dead that was at the Public Theater in New York.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-spiner/i-did-a-great-show-off-broadway-called-leave-it-to-beaver-is-dead/)

[Brent Spiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-spiner/)

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