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> [I'd like to leave America for someplace where they would not know a word of English and I might be understood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/i-d-like-to-leave-america-for-someplace-where-they-would-not-know-a/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

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## More by Dan Bern

> [Are you gonna follow your soul? Or just the style of the day?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/are-you-gonna-follow-your-soul-or-just-the-style-of-the-day/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [Stop...Stop what you're doing...Stop what you're doing and breathe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/stop-stop-what-you-re-doing-stop-what-you-re-doing-and-breathe/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [I realized that the only purpose to revolution is to be able to love who you want, how you want, when you want and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/i-realized-that-the-only-purpose-to-revolution-is-to-be-able-to-love/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [You see, everything I know, I learned from my dad. He learned it all from his, and his dad just happened to be wrong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/you-see-everything-i-know-i-learned-from-my-dad-he-learned-it-all/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [And I have a dream of a New American Language, one with a little bit more Spanish. I have a dream of a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/and-i-have-a-dream-of-a-new-american-language-one-with-a-little-bit/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [I'd like to leave America for someplace where they would not know a word of English and I might be understood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/i-d-like-to-leave-america-for-someplace-where-they-would-not-know-a/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [Sometimes you get lost and you find something new.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/sometimes-you-get-lost-and-you-find-something-new/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [Don't let your heart get broken by this world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/don-t-let-your-heart-get-broken-by-this-world/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/everybody-s-baby-ain-t-nobody-s-gal/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [Every time I write a song, it's different. I'm all about the rhythm of the words and the melody. Musically, you gotta have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/every-time-i-write-a-song-it-s-different-i-m-all-about-the-rhythm-of/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [So often these days eating Indian food passes for spirituality. I don't meditate, I don't pray, but I eat two samosa's every day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/so-often-these-days-eating-indian-food-passes-for-spirituality-i-don/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

> [Even when there's not a joke or a hook, the first line has to be good and snapem to attention. Songs ain't novels. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bern/even-when-there-s-not-a-joke-or-a-hook-the-first-line-has-to-be-good/)

[Dan Bern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bern/)

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