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title: "3 Learn Shit Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [“Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/fortunately-when-you-spend-a-lot-of-time-in-space-you-learn-how-to/)

[Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cd/andy-weir-1865_fortunately_fortunately-when-you-spend-a-lot-of-time_108450.jpg)

> [“In the first years of our lives we learn how to shit, talk, walk, sleep, eat and, most importantly, how to royally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-g-phillips/in-the-first-years-of-our-lives-we-learn-how-to-shit-talk-walk-sleep/)

[A.G. Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-g-phillips/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b1/a-g-phillips-83529_humor_in-the-first-years-of-our-lives-we-learn_1123793.jpg)

> [“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-comeau/moderation-is-like-a-foreign-language-you-have-to-learn-that-shit/)

[Joey Comeau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-comeau/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9c/joey-comeau-10694_foreign-language_moderation-is-like-a-foreign-language-yo_2880897.png)

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