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title: "8 Lazy eyes Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 8 Lazy eyes quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Lazy eyes sayings and thoughts."
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> [When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-sedaris/when-i-meet-a-new-person-something-has-to-be-a-little-off-for-me-to/)

[Amy Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-sedaris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/430/amy-sedaris-2847_beautiful_when-i-meet-a-new-person-something-has-t_33238.jpg)

> [The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/the-free-soul-is-rare-but-you-know-it-when-you-see-it/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0de/charles-bukowski-73_freedom_the-free-soul-is-rare-but-you-know-it-wh_46111.jpg)

> [My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/my-nickname-in-grade-school-was-salamander-because-i-have-a-lazy-eye/)

[Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ec/thom-yorke-979_eye_my-nickname-in-grade-school-was-salamand_319579.jpg)

> [I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/i-m-the-munter-of-my-friends-i-ve-got-wonky-teeth-and-a-lazy-eye-my/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b38/russell-howard-3626_disgusted_i-m-the-munter-of-my-friends-i-ve-got-wo_942169.png)

> [I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-haddon/i-was-born-too-late-for-steam-trains-and-a-lazy-eye-meant-i-d-never/)

[Mark Haddon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-haddon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/624/mark-haddon-1056_astronaut_i-was-born-too-late-for-steam-trains-and_1012271.png)

> [Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-oliver/popularity-s-a-weird-thing-you-can-t-really-define-it-and-it-s-not/)

[Lauren Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-oliver/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/535/lauren-oliver-109_eye_popularity-s-a-weird-thing-you-can-t-rea_1048629.png)

> [I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-nealon/i-have-a-wandering-eye-and-a-lazy-eye-so-they-cancel-each-other-out/)

[Kevin Nealon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-nealon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/044/kevin-nealon-8834_eye_i-have-a-wandering-eye-and-a-lazy-eye-so_2596350.png)

> [My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/my-nickname-in-college-was-talentless-midget-who-has-a-lazy-eye-is/)

[Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ad/thom-yorke-979_college_my-nickname-in-college-was-talentless-mi_3100912.jpg)

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