--- title: "25 Laziest Quotes by 20 authors" description: "Browse 25 Laziest quotes by 20 authors. Discover the best Laziest sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22a/oscar-peterson-23825_worlds_i-am-the-worlds-laziest-writer-3025048_3025048.png" --- > [I am the worlds laziest writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-peterson/i-am-the-worlds-laziest-writer/) [Oscar Peterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-peterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22a/oscar-peterson-23825_worlds_i-am-the-worlds-laziest-writer-3025048_3025048.png) > [I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-lear/i-was-the-laziest-white-kid-my-dad-ever-met/) [Norman Lear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-lear/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e1/norman-lear-7597_dad_i-was-the-laziest-white-kid-my-dad-ever_685029.png) > [I'm the laziest person I know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-massenet/i-m-the-laziest-person-i-know/) [Natalie Massenet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalie-massenet/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19c/natalie-massenet-4624_know_i-m-the-laziest-person-i-know-1180292_1180292.jpg) > [When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lawrence/when-i-m-not-working-i-am-the-laziest-person-i-can-literally-lie-on-a/) [Jennifer Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lawrence/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c3/jennifer-lawrence-1354_couch_when-i-m-not-working-i-am-the-laziest-pe_2708253.jpg) > [The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/the-laziest-man-i-ever-met-put-popcorn-in-his-pancakes-so-they-would/) [W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97a/w-c-fields-1625_pancakes_the-laziest-man-i-ever-met-put-popcorn-i_2141042.png) > [That moment when you get paired up for a project with the laziest fucker in class.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-moment-when-you-get-paired-up-for-a-project-with-the-laziest/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/anonymous-1_teacher_that-moment-when-you-get-paired-up-for-a_2420212.jpg) > [Even the laziest King flees wildly in the face of a double check!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aron-nimzowitsch/even-the-laziest-king-flees-wildly-in-the-face-of-a-double-check/) [Aron Nimzowitsch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aron-nimzowitsch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf7/aron-nimzowitsch-22143_checks_even-the-laziest-king-flees-wildly-in-th_3231317.png) > [That facial expression you make when you got paired with the laziest f\*cker in class.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-facial-expression-you-make-when-you-got-paired-with-the-laziest/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e28/anonymous-1_disappointment_that-facial-expression-you-make-when-you_1563227.jpg) > [“The rich are the laziest of men. They pay others to do the hard work.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-westover/the-rich-are-the-laziest-of-men-they-pay-others-to-do-the-hard-work/) [Tim Westover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-westover/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd4/tim-westover-82453_hard-work_the-rich-are-the-laziest-of-men-they-pay_317581.jpg) > [I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fran-lebowitz/i-m-like-the-laziest-person-who-ever-lived-it-s-amazing-to-me-i-even/) [Fran Lebowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fran-lebowitz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7f/fran-lebowitz-690_laziness_i-m-like-the-laziest-person-who-ever-liv_2295349.png) > [No one's lazy. What we would call the laziest person on earth expends a tremendous amount of energy to not do things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/no-one-s-lazy-what-we-would-call-the-laziest-person-on-earth-expends/) [Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b2/frederick-lenz-8_amount_no-one-s-lazy-what-we-would-call-the-laz_2931694.jpg) > [I'm an all-or-nothing guy. When I'm working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I'm not, I'm the laziest sloth this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-jourgensen/i-m-an-all-or-nothing-guy-when-i-m-working-i-work-work-work-work-work/) [Al Jourgensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-jourgensen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/690/al-jourgensen-8398_ever_i-m-an-all-or-nothing-guy-when-i-m-worki_1880913.png) > [“A person's brain is the laziest part of their being. Insist it solves a problem for you and it takes some waking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-person-s-brain-is-the-laziest-part-of-their-being-insist-it-solves/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/anonymous-1_quote_a-person-s-brain-is-the-laziest-part-of_1489158.jpg) > [I was the laziest person around. Suddenly, one day, I decided to become an actor. Thank God for that whimsical decision: else,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/prabhas/i-was-the-laziest-person-around-suddenly-one-day-i-decided-to-become/) [Prabhas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/prabhas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a0/prabhas-7913_actor_i-was-the-laziest-person-around-suddenly_515001.jpg) > [I'm the laziest person - that's my normal self. When I'm hanging around my house, I literally look like a tramp. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suki-waterhouse/i-m-the-laziest-person-that-s-my-normal-self-when-i-m-hanging-around/) [Suki Waterhouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suki-waterhouse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/suki-waterhouse-18003_around_i-m-the-laziest-person-that-s-my-normal_1526684.jpg) > [“Miss Edi: My brother Bertrand is the laziest person in the world. David: Oh yeah? And how lazy is that? Miss Edi:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jude-deveraux/miss-edi-my-brother-bertrand-is-the-laziest-person-in-the-world-david/) [Jude Deveraux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jude-deveraux/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/691/jude-deveraux-12879_beloved-son_miss-edi-my-brother-bertrand-is-the-lazi_1083372.jpg) > [I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/i-am-the-laziest-man-in-the-world-i-invented-all-those-things-to-save/) [Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0e/benjamin-franklin-65_invented_i-am-the-laziest-man-in-the-world-i-inve_1229887.png) > [If sometimes I have toughest work I would give it to laziest person coz he would find easiest way to do it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-gates/if-sometimes-i-have-toughest-work-i-would-give-it-to-laziest-person/) [Bill Gates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-gates/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe8/bill-gates-137_attitude_if-sometimes-i-have-toughest-work-i-woul_1863166.jpg) > [I appoint the laziest person to do the hardest job as they'll find the easiest way to do it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-gates/i-appoint-the-laziest-person-to-do-the-hardest-job-as-they-ll-find/) [Bill Gates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-gates/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae0/bill-gates-137_hardest_i-appoint-the-laziest-person-to-do-the-h_1840378.jpg) > [I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-hogan/i-enjoy-being-part-of-the-entertainment-industry-although-i-m-the/) [Paul Hogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-hogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/078/paul-hogan-39129_business_i-enjoy-being-part-of-the-entertainment_3037085.png) > [Human beings are the laziest creatures in the history of creation. We would rather not do anything if we could avoid it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/levar-burton/human-beings-are-the-laziest-creatures-in-the-history-of-creation-we/) [LeVar Burton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/levar-burton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d5/levar-burton-15789_history_human-beings-are-the-laziest-creatures-i_847949.jpg) > [I am the world's laziest shopper, but very rarely have I had to take anything back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erin-o-connor/i-am-the-world-s-laziest-shopper-but-very-rarely-have-i-had-to-take/) [Erin O'Connor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erin-o-connor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f59/erin-o-connor-8035_shoppers_i-am-the-world-s-laziest-shopper-but-ver_1985661.png) > [Archie Bunker used to call me 'the laziest white kid he'd ever met.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-lear/archie-bunker-used-to-call-me-the-laziest-white-kid-he-d-ever-met/) [Norman Lear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-lear/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a84/norman-lear-7597_bunkers_archie-bunker-used-to-call-me-the-lazies_1932046.png) > [When I don't have practice or a game, I become the laziest person in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-i-don-t-have-practice-or-a-game-i-become-the-laziest-person-in/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92f/anonymous-1_softball_when-i-don-t-have-practice-or-a-game-i-b_1099475.jpg) > [I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-louise/i-concentrate-on-exercises-from-the-waist-down-since-that-is-the/) [Tina Louise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-louise/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8b/tina-louise-54536_body_i-concentrate-on-exercises-from-the-wais_639308.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laziest/#itemlist", "name": "Laziest Quotes", "numberOfItems": 25, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I am the worlds laziest writer.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Oscar Peterson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-peterson/i-am-the-worlds-laziest-writer/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22a/oscar-peterson-23825_worlds_i-am-the-worlds-laziest-writer-3025048_3025048.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22a/oscar-peterson-23825_worlds_i-am-the-worlds-laziest-writer-3025048_3025048.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22a/oscar-peterson-23825_worlds_i-am-the-worlds-laziest-writer-3025048_3025048.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I am the worlds laziest writer.” — Oscar Peterson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Norman Lear" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-lear/i-was-the-laziest-white-kid-my-dad-ever-met/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e1/norman-lear-7597_dad_i-was-the-laziest-white-kid-my-dad-ever_685029.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e1/norman-lear-7597_dad_i-was-the-laziest-white-kid-my-dad-ever_685029.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e1/norman-lear-7597_dad_i-was-the-laziest-white-kid-my-dad-ever_685029.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met.” — Norman Lear", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm the laziest person I know.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Natalie Massenet" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-massenet/i-m-the-laziest-person-i-know/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19c/natalie-massenet-4624_know_i-m-the-laziest-person-i-know-1180292_1180292.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19c/natalie-massenet-4624_know_i-m-the-laziest-person-i-know-1180292_1180292.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19c/natalie-massenet-4624_know_i-m-the-laziest-person-i-know-1180292_1180292.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm the laziest person I know.” — Natalie Massenet", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. 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