--- title: "Best Laundry Proverbs" description: "Browse 353 Laundry quotes by 308 authors. Discover the best Laundry sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93e/mike-quigley-3276_best_opening-up-the-capitol-dome-and-giving-t_945531.jpg" --- > [Opening up the Capitol dome and giving the public a look at the inner workings of Congress - however messy they may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-quigley/opening-up-the-capitol-dome-and-giving-the-public-a-look-at-the-inner/) [Mike Quigley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-quigley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93e/mike-quigley-3276_best_opening-up-the-capitol-dome-and-giving-t_945531.jpg) > [I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-holmes/i-m-definitely-a-messy-person-i-know-where-everything-is-but-i-just/) [Katie Holmes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-holmes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7eb/katie-holmes-6657_bathroom_i-m-definitely-a-messy-person-i-know-whe_2051687.jpg) > [“Dear wife, I'm sorry that I am mysteriously incapable of folding clean laundry, but I iron, oh, I iron. Sweetheart, I'll make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherman-alexie/dear-wife-i-m-sorry-that-i-am-mysteriously-incapable-of-folding-clean/) [Sherman Alexie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherman-alexie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21d/sherman-alexie-444_laundry_dear-wife-i-m-sorry-that-i-am-mysterious_72510.png) > [While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we've put the house keys while we water the Hoover…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mariella-frostrup/while-we-women-dilly-dally-making-decisions-leaving-jobs-half-done/) [Mariella Frostrup](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mariella-frostrup/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d50/mariella-frostrup-4573_ahead_while-we-women-dilly-dally-making-decisi_96804.png) > [The Italian landscape has always harmonized the vulgar and the Vitruvian: the contorni around the duomo, the portiere'S laundry across the padrone's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-venturi/the-italian-landscape-has-always-harmonized-the-vulgar-and-the/) [Robert Venturi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-venturi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4a/robert-venturi-46445_children_the-italian-landscape-has-always-harmoni_2167562.png) > [By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education… From television, the child will have learned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/by-the-age-of-six-the-average-child-will-have-completed-the-basic/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19d/anonymous-1_age_by-the-age-of-six-the-average-child-will_1290155.jpg) > [I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aisha-tyler/i-visualize-myself-winning-the-olympic-pentathlon-inventing-a-phone/) [Aisha Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aisha-tyler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/10f/aisha-tyler-6567_brain_i-visualize-myself-winning-the-olympic-p_310078.png) > [Do you mind even a little that you are still addicted to people-pleasing, and are still putting everyone else’s needs and laundry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/do-you-mind-even-a-little-that-you-are-still-addicted-to-people/) [Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a6/anne-lamott-188_addicted_do-you-mind-even-a-little-that-you-are-s_2416598.jpg) > [The lives of most men are patchwork quilts. Or at best one matching outfit with a closet and laundry bag full of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-owens/the-lives-of-most-men-are-patchwork-quilts-or-at-best-one-matching/) [Jesse Owens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-owens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/jesse-owens-11808_accumulation_the-lives-of-most-men-are-patchwork-quil_1854308.jpg) > [We're well aware of how intelligent our audience is. We're well aware that Fringe is a show that you really need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-pinkner/we-re-well-aware-of-how-intelligent-our-audience-is-we-re-well-aware/) [Jeff Pinkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-pinkner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ab/jeff-pinkner-42489_attention_we-re-well-aware-of-how-intelligent-our_1978260.jpg) > [Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/of-course-there-would-always-be-arguments-that-is-the-nature-of-woman/) [Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05f/charles-bukowski-73_argument_of-course-there-would-always-be-argument_1050041.jpg) > [July 24, 6:03 A.M. The laundry was warm and the rafters were firm, and Michael Holzapfel jumped from the chair as if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/july-24-6-03-a-m-the-laundry-was-warm-and-the-rafters-were-firm-and/) [Markus Zusak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/markus-zusak/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ea/markus-zusak-165_chairs_july-24-6-03-a-m-the-laundry-was-warm-an_2306587.png) > [Actually going to the supermarket to get my own groceries was a revelation. I'd never had to fill the fridge before, do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-roberts/actually-going-to-the-supermarket-to-get-my-own-groceries-was-a/) [Ashley Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-roberts/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f3/ashley-roberts-5396_car_actually-going-to-the-supermarket-to-get_2566141.png) > [After the Cardinals traded their No. 6 pick, I didn't know where I was going, ... The first thing I thought about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terrell-suggs/after-the-cardinals-traded-their-no-6-pick-i-didn-t-know-where-i-was/) [Terrell Suggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terrell-suggs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04f/terrell-suggs-5170_cardinals_after-the-cardinals-traded-their-no-6-pi_977891.jpg) > [It wasn't so long ago that I was a working mom myself. And I know that sometimes, much as we all hate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-obama/it-wasn-t-so-long-ago-that-i-was-a-working-mom-myself-and-i-know-that/) [Michelle Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-obama/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d16/michelle-obama-518_bills_it-wasn-t-so-long-ago-that-i-was-a-worki_2863852.jpg) > [I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-d-elia/i-m-a-dude-obviously-and-when-i-m-not-in-a-relationship-i-don-t-do/) [Chris D'Elia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-d-elia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47f/chris-d-elia-32485_dude_i-m-a-dude-obviously-and-when-i-m-not-in_319018.jpg) > [If everyone is good at something different, assigning chores is easy. If your partner is great at grocery shopping and you are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-oster/if-everyone-is-good-at-something-different-assigning-chores-is-easy/) [Emily Oster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-oster/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b77/emily-oster-12697_always_if-everyone-is-good-at-something-differe_2610880.png) > [The trouble with Jim was he looked at the world and could not look away. And when you never look away all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-bradbury/the-trouble-with-jim-was-he-looked-at-the-world-and-could-not-look/) [Ray Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-bradbury/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29e/ray-bradbury-75_done_the-trouble-with-jim-was-he-looked-at-th_2128255.jpg) > [I'm pretty obsessive-compulsive, and I'm very fast. I tend to not write for a long period of time until I can't not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-rapp/i-m-pretty-obsessive-compulsive-and-i-m-very-fast-i-tend-to-not-write/) [Adam Rapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-rapp/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/739/adam-rapp-5014_compulsive_i-m-pretty-obsessive-compulsive-and-i-m_195739.jpg) > [I travel a lot with my students. We go on the road and even learn about things like doing your laundry and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rafe-esquith/i-travel-a-lot-with-my-students-we-go-on-the-road-and-even-learn/) [Rafe Esquith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rafe-esquith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38f/rafe-esquith-15671_classroom_i-travel-a-lot-with-my-students-we-go-on_1767069.jpg) > [Forgiveness lives alone and far off down the road, but bitterness and art are close, gossipy neighbors, sharing the same clothesline, hanging…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorrie-moore/forgiveness-lives-alone-and-far-off-down-the-road-but-bitterness-and/) [Lorrie Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorrie-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/lorrie-moore-870_anger_forgiveness-lives-alone-and-far-off-down_2017029.png) > [My father was a restaurant man, laundry man in his lifetime. And I've often wondered how and why did I become an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-hong/my-father-was-a-restaurant-man-laundry-man-in-his-lifetime-and-i-ve/) [James Hong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-hong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/james-hong-38422_actor_my-father-was-a-restaurant-man-laundry-m_1388267.jpg) > [The most important thing is to try and enjoy life because you never know when it will be gone. If you wake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-tenneson/the-most-important-thing-is-to-try-and-enjoy-life-because-you-never/) [Joyce Tenneson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-tenneson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d13/joyce-tenneson-23149_choices_the-most-important-thing-is-to-try-and-e_2122494.jpg) > [People ask me what I do in my spare time, and I look at them blankly, truly believing that I don't even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/people-ask-me-what-i-do-in-my-spare-time-and-i-look-at-them-blankly/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a8/kim-harrison-323_ask-me_people-ask-me-what-i-do-in-my-spare-time_1813105.png) > [When someone kisses someone or flushes the toilet it is my other who sits in a ball and cries. My other beats…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-sexton/when-someone-kisses-someone-or-flushes-the-toilet-it-is-my-other-who/) [Anne Sexton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-sexton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d0/anne-sexton-645_balls_when-someone-kisses-someone-or-flushes-t_858669.jpg) > [Sunday is the day I do my laundry and clean. I'm always trying to get rid of stuff. Truthfully? I have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-yee/sunday-is-the-day-i-do-my-laundry-and-clean-i-m-always-trying-to-get/) [Angela Yee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-yee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/160/angela-yee-8991_clothes_sunday-is-the-day-i-do-my-laundry-and-cl_1142107.jpg) > [In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that's been dragged through the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/in-case-you-re-wondering-the-underside-of-a-sheep-doesn-t-smell-that/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09d/rick-riordan-27_cases_in-case-you-re-wondering-the-underside-o_918875.jpg) > [My husband and I have, in some ways, a non-traditional relationship - especially when it comes to domestic duties. He does most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/therese-fowler/my-husband-and-i-have-in-some-ways-a-non-traditional-relationship/) [Therese Fowler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/therese-fowler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fd/therese-fowler-30284_cooking_my-husband-and-i-have-in-some-ways-a-non_1913930.jpg) > [Alternating the thoughtful task of writing with the mindless work of laundry or dish washing will give you the breaks you need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/alternating-the-thoughtful-task-of-writing-with-the-mindless-work-of/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/635/chuck-palahniuk-37_bed_alternating-the-thoughtful-task-of-writi_2172848.jpg) > [“I'm never letting you do my laundry. Again." "I didn't know the red towel was in there," Prophet protested. "You did it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-e-jakes/i-m-never-letting-you-do-my-laundry-again-i-didn-t-know-the-red-towel/) [S.E. Jakes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-e-jakes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcb/s-e-jakes-9172_humor_i-m-never-letting-you-do-my-laundry-agai_810627.jpg) > [Hearing the Beastie Boys speak out against sexism made me feel like if these men who had once sung about getting girls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-valenti/hearing-the-beastie-boys-speak-out-against-sexism-made-me-feel-like/) [Jessica Valenti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-valenti/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/244/jessica-valenti-1960_best-way_hearing-the-beastie-boys-speak-out-again_2967215.png) > [I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-friedlander/i-only-wanted-uncle-vernon-standing-by-his-own-car-a-hudson-on-a/) [Lee Friedlander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-friedlander/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35f/lee-friedlander-25581_aunt_i-only-wanted-uncle-vernon-standing-by-h_38757.jpg) > [Live your life. Do the dishes. Do the laundry. Take your kids to kindergarten. Raise your children and your grandchildren. Take care…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dipa-ma/live-your-life-do-the-dishes-do-the-laundry-take-your-kids-to/) [Dipa Ma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dipa-ma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e8/dipa-ma-70244_care_live-your-life-do-the-dishes-do-the-laun_3109089.png) ## Top authors on Laundry - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-seinfeld-49152.jpg) Jerry Seinfeld 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laundry/jerry-seinfeld/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laundry/#itemlist", "name": "Laundry Quotes", "numberOfItems": 33, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Opening up the Capitol dome and giving the public a look at the inner workings of Congress - however messy they may be - certainly won't be pretty. 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