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title: "Best Laundry Sayings"
description: "Browse 353 Laundry quotes by 308 authors. Discover the best Laundry sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm lazy and I do procrastinate about laundry!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-hampshire/i-m-lazy-and-i-do-procrastinate-about-laundry/)

[Emily Hampshire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-hampshire/)

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> [“I trust my doctor with my life, but not my dirty laundry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ada-palmer/i-trust-my-doctor-with-my-life-but-not-my-dirty-laundry/)

[Ada Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ada-palmer/)

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> [Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mila-kunis/mine-doesn-t-even-know-there-is-laundry-it-just-magically-gets-done/)

[Mila Kunis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mila-kunis/)

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> [Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wes-smith/always-take-an-extra-quarter-to-the-laundry-room/)

[Wes Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wes-smith/)

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> [Airing the family's laundry can make people upset.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-vance-2/airing-the-family-s-laundry-can-make-people-upset/)

[J. D. Vance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-vance-2/)

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> [“I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/i-ve-buried-a-lot-of-my-laundry-in-the-back-yard/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

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> [Laundry day. And there's nothing better than clothes dried in the sun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/piglet/laundry-day-and-there-s-nothing-better-than-clothes-dried-in-the-sun/)

[Piglet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/piglet/)

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> [“A fresh start is always made with dirty laundry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/teri-louise-kelly/a-fresh-start-is-always-made-with-dirty-laundry/)

[teri louise kelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/teri-louise-kelly/)

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> [Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-lopez/love-is-mental-illness-going-in-and-mental-illness-coming-out-in/)

[Steve Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-lopez/)

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> [The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-graham/the-stock-market-resembles-a-huge-laundry-in-which-institutions-take/)

[Benjamin Graham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-graham/)

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> [Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/knowing-myrnin-there-could-be-anything-inside-from-a-body-he-d/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/what-would-we-say-if-the-chinese-sent-a-gunboat-with-their-marines-up/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

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> [Great teams do not hold back with one another. They are unafraid to air their dirty laundry. They admit their mistakes, their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-lencioni/great-teams-do-not-hold-back-with-one-another-they-are-unafraid-to/)

[Patrick Lencioni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-lencioni/)

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> [Whether it's destiny or fate or whatever, I don't think I could do a French Laundry anywhere else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-keller/whether-it-s-destiny-or-fate-or-whatever-i-don-t-think-i-could-do-a/)

[Thomas Keller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-keller/)

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> [We didn't have money all the time to do laundry. A lot of the time, we didn't have soap or hot water.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/viola-davis/we-didn-t-have-money-all-the-time-to-do-laundry-a-lot-of-the-time-we/)

[Viola Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/viola-davis/)

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> [Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-miz/just-heard-who-made-who-by-ac-dc-and-asked-a-ry-what-movie-he-had-no/)

[The Miz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-miz/)

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> [Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/have-you-ever-noticed-how-they-keep-improving-your-laundry-detergent/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [If you two were going to be that obvious about it, why didn't you guys come down in your Team Daniel and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-kate/if-you-two-were-going-to-be-that-obvious-about-it-why-didn-t-you-guys/)

[Lauren Kate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-kate/)

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> [“There isn't a button," she said. "You choose your setting and then you pull the dial." He glanced at her as she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-darhower/there-isn-t-a-button-she-said-you-choose-your-setting-and-then-you/)

[J.M. Darhower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-m-darhower/)

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> [No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-ashton-warner/no-other-job-in-the-world-could-possibly-dispossess-one-so-completely/)

[Sylvia Ashton-Warner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-ashton-warner/)

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> ['Washio' provides laundry and dry cleaning on demand. They pick it up, clean it, and return it within 24 hours - and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yael-cohen/washio-provides-laundry-and-dry-cleaning-on-demand-they-pick-it-up/)

[Yael Cohen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yael-cohen/)

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> [I'm kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don't understand wanting to read about other people's dirty laundry. I think celebrity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jude-law/i-m-kind-of-ashamed-to-be-a-celebrity-i-don-t-understand-wanting-to/)

[Jude Law](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jude-law/)

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> [Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/abby-i-could-be-a-slave-to-your-darkest-desires-i-can-do-things/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [But I live very simply. I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-lerner/but-i-live-very-simply-i-farm-there-is-something-visceral-about-being/)

[Sandra Lerner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-lerner/)

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> [For instance, my friend would never go on the show to air her dirty-laundry. But Tremont is outrageous! I've been watching a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-von-essen/for-instance-my-friend-would-never-go-on-the-show-to-air-her-dirty/)

[Max von Essen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-von-essen/)

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> [ It's Steven's \[Sebring\] view of what he saw in traveling and working with me. But on another scale, I think the film… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patti-smith/it-s-steven-s-sebring-view-of-what-he-saw-in-traveling-and-working/)

[Patti Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patti-smith/)

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> [If we allow our one-and-a-half year old to "help" us fold laundry he will learn something about buttons, zippers, snaps, where things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/polly-berrien-berends/if-we-allow-our-one-and-a-half-year-old-to-help-us-fold-laundry-he/)

[Polly Berrien Berends](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/polly-berrien-berends/)

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> [The thing about being irresponsible is it's only cute till you are about twenty-two or so, then it becomes a liability. One…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-miller/the-thing-about-being-irresponsible-is-it-s-only-cute-till-you-are/)

[Donald Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-miller/)

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> [If we address frankly what is evoked by cheese, I think it becomes clear why so little is said. So what does…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-pollan/if-we-address-frankly-what-is-evoked-by-cheese-i-think-it-becomes/)

[Michael Pollan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-pollan/)

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> [There is a story in the book Night Shift, called 'The Mangler,' about a laundry machine that takes on a sort of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/there-is-a-story-in-the-book-night-shift-called-the-mangler-about-a/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [I'm pretty obsessive-compulsive and I'm very fast. I tend to not write for a long period of time until I can't not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-rapp/i-m-pretty-obsessive-compulsive-and-i-m-very-fast-i-tend-to-not-write-2/)

[Adam Rapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-rapp/)

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> [I beg of you, you who could and should be bearing and rearing a family: Wives, come home from the typewriter, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spencer-w-kimball/i-beg-of-you-you-who-could-and-should-be-bearing-and-rearing-a-family/)

[Spencer W. Kimball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spencer-w-kimball/)

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> [We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/umberto-eco/we-were-clever-enough-to-turn-a-laundry-list-into-poetry/)

[Umberto Eco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/umberto-eco/)

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> [There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-feiler/there-is-profundity-to-explore-but-also-laundry-to-do/)

[Bruce Feiler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-feiler/)

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> [You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/you-ll-fold-faster-than-superman-on-laundry-day/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-brolin/i-think-those-little-laundry-detergent-capsules-are-an-amazing-thing/)

[Josh Brolin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-brolin/)

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> [Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-kraus/humanity-is-the-washerwoman-of-society-that-wrings-out-its-dirty/)

[Karl Kraus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-kraus/)

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> [I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charli-xcx/i-quite-like-doing-laundry-i-find-it-quite-like-relaxing/)

[Charli XCX](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charli-xcx/)

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> [I have clothes all over my floor. ;) ...Mostly because I don't do my laundry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/santana/i-have-clothes-all-over-my-floor-mostly-because-i-don-t-do-my-laundry/)

[Santana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/santana/)

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> [“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-reynolds/marriage-is-about-the-most-expensive-way-for-the-average-man-to-get/)

[Burt Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-reynolds/)

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## Top authors on Laundry

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-seinfeld-49152.jpg) Jerry Seinfeld 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laundry/jerry-seinfeld/)

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