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title: "3 Laundry Quotes By Dane Cook"
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> [I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-was-doing-comedy-in-laundry-mats-in-1992-literally-where-i-would/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bd/dane-cook-1394_comedy_i-was-doing-comedy-in-laundry-mats-in-19_357433.png)

> [Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/valentine-s-day-is-a-time-to-celebrate-the-joy-of-being-in-love/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e13/dane-cook-1394_being-in-love_valentine-s-day-is-a-time-to-celebrate-t_2359880.png)

> [I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-had-the-humble-beginnings-i-was-doing-comedy-in-laundry-mats-in/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/dane-cook-1394_amp_i-had-the-humble-beginnings-i-was-doing_2696960.jpg)

## Other authors on Laundry

## More by Dane Cook

> [Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/some-people-give-you-that-motivation-to-work-harder-simply-to-get-the/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/if-you-use-tact-you-can-say-anything-then-make-it-funny/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [I get so into the moment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-get-so-into-the-moment/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/every-great-thing-starts-with-an-idea-followed-by-a-doubt-and-finally/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-m-not-giving-up-on-life-i-m-giving-up-on-today/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/my-real-first-job-was-delivering-newspapers-with-i-was-15-i-would/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-do-think-i-am-funny-or-i-wouldn-t-be-where-i-am-today-i-do-think/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/if-you-think-your-demeanor-is-mellow-or-not-particularly-charismatic/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/if-you-lie-to-a-person-at-least-tell-someone-else-you-ve-lied-to-the/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/trolls-look-for-reasons-to-hate-but-really-what-they-are-mad-at-is/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/in-school-i-was-pretty-quiet-kinda-shy-until-my-junior-year-but-at/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/strip-clubs-are-great-places-to-meet-interesting-people-you-only/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [I can't relate to the idea of suicide. I guess I'm just one of those people that is always optimistic and upbeat. But one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-can-t-relate-to-the-idea-of-suicide-i-guess-i-m-just-one-of-those/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/someone-needs-to-make-a-zombie-movie-where-when-you-get-bit-it-turns/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

> [I'm a late-night guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-m-a-late-night-guy/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

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