--- title: "6 Laundry Day Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 6 Laundry Day quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Laundry Day sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a82/kresley-cole-334_laundry-day_for-the-record-she-continued-it-s-not-my_491611.jpg" --- > [“For the record," she continued, "it's not my fault I came in here looking like Chesty LaRue. You caught me on laundry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kresley-cole/for-the-record-she-continued-it-s-not-my-fault-i-came-in-here-looking/) [Kresley Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kresley-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a82/kresley-cole-334_laundry-day_for-the-record-she-continued-it-s-not-my_491611.jpg) > [“Beautiful day out there,” I said, perching on the stool and crossing my legs. “It’s autumn, Sunday, great weather, and crowded everywhere…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/beautiful-day-out-there-i-said-perching-on-the-stool-and-crossing-my/) [Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/haruki-murakami-21_autobiographical_beautiful-day-out-there-i-said-perching_599125.jpg) > [“Monday was laundry day. Laundry day and payday.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/traci-tyne-hilton/monday-was-laundry-day-laundry-day-and-payday/) [Traci Tyne Hilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/traci-tyne-hilton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/349/traci-tyne-hilton-36923_monday_monday-was-laundry-day-laundry-day-and-p_1397199.jpg) > [Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/valentine-s-day-is-a-time-to-celebrate-the-joy-of-being-in-love/) [Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e13/dane-cook-1394_being-in-love_valentine-s-day-is-a-time-to-celebrate-t_2359880.png) > [You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/you-ll-fold-faster-than-superman-on-laundry-day/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e70/jerry-seinfeld-880_faster_you-ll-fold-faster-than-superman-on-laun_2525919.jpg) > [Laundry day. And there's nothing better than clothes dried in the sun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/piglet/laundry-day-and-there-s-nothing-better-than-clothes-dried-in-the-sun/) [Piglet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/piglet/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7a/piglet-25214_dried_laundry-day-and-there-s-nothing-better-t_2948023.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laundry-day/#itemlist", "name": "Laundry Day Quotes", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“For the record,\" she continued, \"it's not my fault I came in here looking like Chesty LaRue. You caught me on laundry day, so I have no undergarments on. 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