--- title: "10 Laughing Quotes By Thom Yorke" description: "10 Laughing quotes by Thom Yorke. Plus more from Thom Yorke and more Laughing sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ff/thom-yorke-979_abortion_kid-a-is-about-an-abortion-laughs-it-s-a_918034.jpg" --- > [Kid A is about an abortion. \*laughs\* It's about how our music is an abortion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/kid-a-is-about-an-abortion-laughs-it-s-about-how-our-music-is-an/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ff/thom-yorke-979_abortion_kid-a-is-about-an-abortion-laughs-it-s-a_918034.jpg) > [To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity \*laughs\*](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/to-protest-i-stood-in-the-place-of-a-waste-receptacle-and-opened-my/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7a/thom-yorke-979_laughing_to-protest-i-stood-in-the-place-of-a-was_2027664.jpg) > [Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk \*laughs\*.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/chicken-little-change-my-life-when-i-was-younger-i-had-no-idea/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c75/thom-yorke-979_changing-my-life_chicken-little-change-my-life-when-i-was_2891912.jpg) > [At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit \*laughs\*](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/at-the-kfc-there-s-lot-of-black-people-there-innit-laughs/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b39/thom-yorke-979_black_at-the-kfc-there-s-lot-of-black-people-t_2516251.jpg) > [I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-use-various-soaps-and-hand-sanitizers-in-the-shower-i-shower-maybe/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/386/thom-yorke-979_clean_i-use-various-soaps-and-hand-sanitizers_2661015.jpg) > [Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/remember-that-cosby-show-where-he-harrassed-the-children-well-i-put/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/568/thom-yorke-979_children_remember-that-cosby-show-where-he-harras_1593970.jpg) > [Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/almost-every-song-on-ok-computer-revolves-around-how-i-am-afraid/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e7/thom-yorke-979_choke_almost-every-song-on-ok-computer-revolve_2194573.jpg) > [Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/sometimes-we-and-the-members-of-coldplay-have-an-orgy-together-martin/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20f/thom-yorke-979_behinds_sometimes-we-and-the-members-of-coldplay_2907858.jpg) > [If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-pony-because-then-i-could-have-2/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67d/thom-yorke-979_animal_if-i-could-be-any-animal-i-would-be-a-po_2918676.jpg) > [The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/the-band-name-came-about-when-the-original-vocalist-died-when-a-huge/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/076/thom-yorke-979_asphyxiation_the-band-name-came-about-when-the-origin_1260662.jpg) ## Other authors on Laughing ## More by Thom Yorke > [How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/how-come-i-end-up-where-i-started-how-come-i-end-up-where-i-belong/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-named-my-son-noah-for-the-same-reason-chris-martin-named-his-apple/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/rock-music-is-is-a-necessary-evil-like-beating-my-children-with-penny/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/we-re-at-a-time-when-we-are-being-presented-with-undeniable-changes/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/when-even-your-fans-are-writing-to-tell-you-to-get-a-life-you-know/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/space-jam-is-my-favorite-movie-don-t-ask-me-why-it-just-is/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/my-dad-spent-his-whole-life-getting-into-fights-for-telling-what-he/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-got-into-the-music-business-thinking-it-was-really-radical-that-it/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/people-sometimes-say-we-take-things-too-seriously-but-it-s-the-only/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-m-achingly-aware-of-my-own-limitations-as-both-part-of-the-human/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/one-little-leak-becomes-a-lake-says-the-tiny-voice-in-my-earpiece/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-often-fake-my-death-and-then-just-show-up-at-people-s-houses-they/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/there-are-a-lot-of-things-i-cannot-do-such-as-eat-books-and-read/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I wanted to live with the \*\*\*\*ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-wanted-to-live-with-the-ing-manta-rays-but-they-banned-me-from-sea/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) > [I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/i-often-steal-sandwiches-eat-them-and-put-the-container-s-back-with-a/) [Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laughing/thom-yorke/#itemlist", "name": "10 Laughing Quotes By Thom Yorke", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Thom Yorke" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/kid-a-is-about-an-abortion-laughs-it-s-about-how-our-music-is-an/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ff/thom-yorke-979_abortion_kid-a-is-about-an-abortion-laughs-it-s-a_918034.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ff/thom-yorke-979_abortion_kid-a-is-about-an-abortion-laughs-it-s-a_918034.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ff/thom-yorke-979_abortion_kid-a-is-about-an-abortion-laughs-it-s-a_918034.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion” — Thom Yorke", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. 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