--- title: "33 Laughing Quotes By Louis C. K" description: "33 Laughing quotes by Louis C. K. Plus more from Louis C. K and more Laughing sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/334/louis-c-k-1150_buckets_kids-are-like-buckets-of-disease-that-li_664718.png" --- > [Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/kids-are-like-buckets-of-disease-that-live-in-your-house/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/334/louis-c-k-1150_buckets_kids-are-like-buckets-of-disease-that-li_664718.png) > [God is like a shitty girlfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/god-is-like-a-shitty-girlfriend/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c4/louis-c-k-1150_girlfriend_god-is-like-a-shitty-girlfriend-1227905_1227905.png) > [Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/everything-that-s-difficult-you-should-be-able-to-laugh-about/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9dd/louis-c-k-1150_able_everything-that-s-difficult-you-should-b_2537378.png) > [Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/friends-should-always-tell-you-the-truth-but-please-don-t/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc0/louis-c-k-1150_friends_friends-should-always-tell-you-the-truth_1853629.png) > [Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/talking-is-always-positive-that-s-why-i-talk-too-much/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/475/louis-c-k-1150_always_talking-is-always-positive-that-s-why-i_2424997.png) > [Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/life-s-too-short-to-be-an-asshole-as-an-employer-or-as-an-employee/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/643/louis-c-k-1150_asshole_life-s-too-short-to-be-an-asshole-as-an_914281.png) > [I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-get-mad-like-anybody-else-does-but-being-able-to-laugh-about/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4bf/louis-c-k-1150_able_i-get-mad-like-anybody-else-does-but-bei_1148734.png) > [There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-nowhere-i-won-t-go-as-long-as-it-s-horribly-horribly-true-and/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e59/louis-c-k-1150_horribly_there-s-nowhere-i-won-t-go-as-long-as-it_2022237.png) > [It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/it-s-a-positive-thing-to-talk-about-terrible-things-and-make-people/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06f/louis-c-k-1150_comedy_it-s-a-positive-thing-to-talk-about-terr_3032045.png) > [Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/performing-comedy-you-develop-a-rhythm-of-ideas-and-laughs-i-live-for/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91c/louis-c-k-1150_comedy_performing-comedy-you-develop-a-rhythm-o_633517.png) > [I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-don-t-think-women-are-better-than-men-i-think-men-are-a-lot-worse/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e54/louis-c-k-1150_better_i-don-t-think-women-are-better-than-men_220603.png) > [I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-finally-have-the-body-i-want-it-s-easy-actually-you-just-have-to/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/371/louis-c-k-1150_body_i-finally-have-the-body-i-want-it-s-easy_1496319.png) > [I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-ve-started-to-kind-of-hate-people-and-it-s-not-because-i-have/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/068/louis-c-k-1150_enjoy_i-ve-started-to-kind-of-hate-people-and_3182507.png) > [I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-killed-my-facebook-page-years-ago-because-time-clicking-around-is/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ab/louis-c-k-1150_brain_i-killed-my-facebook-page-years-ago-beca_381598.jpg) > [I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-find-that-when-people-laugh-really-hard-it-s-usually-because-they/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16c/louis-c-k-1150_comedy_i-find-that-when-people-laugh-really-har_953620.png) > [If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/if-you-do-something-and-people-think-you-re-stupid-just-go-for-crazy/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da7/louis-c-k-1150_crazy_if-you-do-something-and-people-think-you_1586071.png) > [I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-ate-too-much-and-masturbated-too-recently-you-know-it-s-bad-to-like/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/560/louis-c-k-1150_alone-time_i-ate-too-much-and-masturbated-too-recen_912009.jpg) > [I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-am-really-tired-of-looking-at-my-hips-i-m-seriously-really-tired-of/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf3/louis-c-k-1150_get-it-together_i-am-really-tired-of-looking-at-my-hips_3144018.png) > [If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/if-you-re-older-you-re-smarter-i-just-believe-that-if-you-re-in-an/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/louis-c-k-1150_argument_if-you-re-older-you-re-smarter-i-just-be_3220945.png) > [People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/people-say-my-phone-sucks-no-it-doesn-t-the-shittiest-cellphone-in/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d18/louis-c-k-1150_cellphone_people-say-my-phone-sucks-no-it-doesn-t_2114013.jpg) > [Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/some-things-i-think-are-very-conservative-or-very-liberal-i-think/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f4/louis-c-k-1150_categories_some-things-i-think-are-very-conservativ_684240.png) > [I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-did-a-show-in-new-jersey-in-the-auditorium-of-a-technical-high/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f9/louis-c-k-1150_auditoriums_i-did-a-show-in-new-jersey-in-the-audito_322753.png) > [I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-used-to-like-people-more-but-now-i-have-children-and-that-changes/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59a/louis-c-k-1150_care_i-used-to-like-people-more-but-now-i-hav_1508459.jpg) > [I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-just-don-t-trust-any-of-it-every-time-i-read-something-about-how/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a65/louis-c-k-1150_be-good_i-just-don-t-trust-any-of-it-every-time_1940286.jpg) > [Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/rob-mcelhenney-who-runs-it-s-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-that-show/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2db/louis-c-k-1150_always-sunny_rob-mcelhenney-who-runs-it-s-always-sunn_1397121.png) > [There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-are-people-that-really-live-by-doing-the-right-thing-but-i-don/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/509/louis-c-k-1150_benefits_there-are-people-that-really-live-by-doi_3029838.png) > [Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. I’ve been in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/sometimes-i-just-want-to-tell-a-story-regardless-of-whether-it-fits/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b07/louis-c-k-1150_black_sometimes-i-just-want-to-tell-a-story-re_293339.jpg) > [It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/it-s-been-a-very-old-thing-for-people-to-gather-together-and-laugh-at/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80e/louis-c-k-1150_abraham_it-s-been-a-very-old-thing-for-people-to_373374.png) > [Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/out-of-the-people-that-ever-were-almost-all-of-them-are-dead-there/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b7/louis-c-k-1150_alive_out-of-the-people-that-ever-were-almost_190923.jpg) > [To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/to-me-the-goal-of-comedy-is-to-just-laugh-which-is-a-really-high/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/965/louis-c-k-1150_comedy_to-me-the-goal-of-comedy-is-to-just-laug_2965272.png) > [The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/the-jackass-movies-are-honestly-some-of-the-best-movies-i-ve-ever/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/464/louis-c-k-1150_artist_the-jackass-movies-are-honestly-some-of_1140968.png) > [I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-learned-that-money-can-be-a-lot-of-things-it-can-be-something-that/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c27/louis-c-k-1150_common_i-learned-that-money-can-be-a-lot-of-thi_2314126.jpg) > [Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/bill-gates-has-90-billion-dollars-if-i-had-90-billion-dollars-i/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/louis-c-k-1150_baseball_bill-gates-has-90-billion-dollars-if-i-h_2115846.jpg) ## Other authors on Laughing ## More by Louis C. K > [Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/technically-i-ve-learned-that-having-good-legs-and-wind-is-good-for/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-think-i-m-past-any-window-where-i-m-suddenly-going-to-become/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-can-feel-how-an-audience-is-reacting-when-i-m-on-a-stage-but-when/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-need-to-develop-the-ability-to-just-be-yourself-and-not-be-doing/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-know-what-it-s-like-to-have-a-bunch-of-material-that-s-working-that/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-just-love-learning-i-think-learning-is-how-you-live-the-verb-of-my/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-been-a-lot-of-simple-vilification-of-right-wing-people-it-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/a-woman-saying-yes-to-a-date-with-a-man-is-literally-insane-and-ill/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-your-kid-is-being-selfish-or-greedy-and-you-want-to-help-them/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-have-to-be-really-tenacious-you-have-to-keep-at-it-there-are-many/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/when-i-take-my-kids-out-for-dinner-or-lunch-people-smile-at-us/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-d-love-to-have-a-shitty-job-i-couldn-t-hold-any-down-standup-was/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/there-s-no-way-you-ask-sean-penn-a-question-and-then-you-re-gonna-be/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/if-you-had-a-jetpack-you-d-be-like-i-have-the-shittiest-jetpack-who-s/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) > [I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-spend-enough-time-onscreen-looking-hangdog-and-depressed/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laughing/louis-c-k/#itemlist", "name": "33 Laughing Quotes By Louis C. K", "numberOfItems": 33, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Louis C. 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