--- title: "14 Laughing Quotes By Chris Rock" description: "14 Laughing quotes by Chris Rock. Plus more from Chris Rock and more Laughing sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7c/chris-rock-767_ifs_people-are-the-same-wherever-you-go-and_2244541.jpg" --- > [People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s\*\*t.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/people-are-the-same-wherever-you-go-and-if-they-weren-t-they-wouldn-t/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7c/chris-rock-767_ifs_people-are-the-same-wherever-you-go-and_2244541.jpg) > [When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/when-i-do-something-good-the-audience-lets-me-know-immediately-they/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09f/chris-rock-767_audience_when-i-do-something-good-the-audience-le_1051282.jpg) > [The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/the-two-best-things-you-can-do-for-a-person-is-have-sex-or-make-them/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e1/chris-rock-767_best-things_the-two-best-things-you-can-do-for-a-per_1839051.jpg) > [You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/you-don-t-need-a-critic-to-tell-you-people-aren-t-laughing/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/010/chris-rock-767_comedy_you-don-t-need-a-critic-to-tell-you-peop_2422123.jpg) > [Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/karaoke-isn-t-fair-when-you-re-a-comedian-the-whole-idea-is-to-get/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/chris-rock-767_comedian_karaoke-isn-t-fair-when-you-re-a-comedia_1146028.jpg) > [I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-m-pretty-good-at-getting-over-people-throwing-stuff-at-me-if-you-ve/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98f/chris-rock-767_comedy_i-m-pretty-good-at-getting-over-people-t_3173553.jpg) > [The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/the-thing-about-having-an-audience-right-there-laughing-is-that/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/171/chris-rock-767_audience_the-thing-about-having-an-audience-right_945988.jpg) > [People really cared more about women's hair. But nobody takes you seriously with Jheri curls is what we've deduced. If you got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/people-really-cared-more-about-women-s-hair-but-nobody-takes-you/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b0/chris-rock-767_fighting_people-really-cared-more-about-women-s-h_390929.jpg) > [I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-just-remember-that-whenever-i-got-really-mad-or-passionate-like-in/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d4/chris-rock-767_argument_i-just-remember-that-whenever-i-got-real_529892.jpg) > [People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/people-basically-aren-t-that-racist-they-want-their-laughs-if-i-make/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d78/chris-rock-767_guy_people-basically-aren-t-that-racist-they_1209173.jpg) > [The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/the-only-reaction-that-frightens-me-is-people-not-laughing-it-s/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c0/chris-rock-767_bunch_the-only-reaction-that-frightens-me-is-p_1327183.jpg) > [I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-don-t-write-jokes-first-i-write-down-topics-i-think-of-what-i-want/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/chris-rock-767_boring_i-don-t-write-jokes-first-i-write-down-t_993023.jpg) > [There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/there-are-a-lot-of-good-comics-no-doubt-but-as-far-as-the-quality-of/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/163/chris-rock-767_asian_there-are-a-lot-of-good-comics-no-doubt_458221.jpg) > [When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/when-you-become-a-comedian-a-lot-of-stuff-that-made-you-laugh-before/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98b/chris-rock-767_cartoon_when-you-become-a-comedian-a-lot-of-stuf_3080133.jpg) ## Other authors on Laughing ## More by Chris Rock > [Ja Rule is not Tupac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/ja-rule-is-not-tupac/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/right-now-my-job-is-that-i-m-like-an-ambulance-chaser-i-ve-got-to/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/if-you-live-with-a-single-parent-you-don-t-see-compromise-you-witness/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/nobody-ever-says-hey-daddy-thanks-for-knockin-out-this-rent-hey-daddy/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/you-know-the-world-is-messed-up-when-the-tallest-man-in-the-nba-is/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/you-can-t-think-the-thoughts-you-want-to-think-if-you-think-you-re/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/there-s-not-one-reference-in-that-thing-that-doesn-t-play-people-deal/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/my-mother-got-sick-when-i-was-rich-and-my-mother-you-know-i-don-t/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-think-anybody-in-front-of-a-crowd-is-a-comedian/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-see-as-white-people-finding-loopholes-in-the-slavery-laws/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/here-s-the-thing-when-we-talk-about-race-relations-in-america-or/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-was-raised-to-believe-that-you-had-to-do-things-better-than-white/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/men-lie-the-most-women-tell-the-biggest-lies-a-man-s-lie-is-i-m-at/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/you-can-t-fake-comedy-it-s-not-like-a-movie-where-a-director-can-just/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) > [All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/all-people-naturally-hate-my-kid-bites-people-now-i-didn-t-teach-my/) [Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laughing/chris-rock/#itemlist", "name": "14 Laughing Quotes By Chris Rock", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "People are the same wherever you go. 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So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Rock" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-just-remember-that-whenever-i-got-really-mad-or-passionate-like-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d4/chris-rock-767_argument_i-just-remember-that-whenever-i-got-real_529892.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d4/chris-rock-767_argument_i-just-remember-that-whenever-i-got-real_529892.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d4/chris-rock-767_argument_i-just-remember-that-whenever-i-got-real_529892.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and…” — Chris Rock", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Rock" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/people-basically-aren-t-that-racist-they-want-their-laughs-if-i-make/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d78/chris-rock-767_guy_people-basically-aren-t-that-racist-they_1209173.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d78/chris-rock-767_guy_people-basically-aren-t-that-racist-they_1209173.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d78/chris-rock-767_guy_people-basically-aren-t-that-racist-they_1209173.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. 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