--- title: "8 Laughed Quotes By John Green" description: "8 Laughed quotes by John Green. Plus more from John Green and more Laughed sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/757/john-green-12_aza-holmes_and-even-though-i-laughed-with-them-it-f_385460.jpg" --- > [“And even though I laughed with them, it felt like I was watching the whole thing from somewhere else, like I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/and-even-though-i-laughed-with-them-it-felt-like-i-was-watching-the/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/757/john-green-12_aza-holmes_and-even-though-i-laughed-with-them-it-f_385460.jpg) > [“So Friday? Do you have plans for Friday?" And then I laughed, because the Colonel and I didn't have plans for this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/so-friday-do-you-have-plans-for-friday-and-then-i-laughed-because-the/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80c/john-green-12_friday_so-friday-do-you-have-plans-for-friday-a_1023382.jpg) > [“I laughed. What the hell is that? It's my fox hat. Your fox hat? Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat. Why are you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-laughed-what-the-hell-is-that-it-s-my-fox-hat-your-fox-hat-yeah/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bb/john-green-12_quote_i-laughed-what-the-hell-is-that-it-s-my_1705524.jpg) > [We were kissing. I thought: This is good. I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/we-were-kissing-i-thought-this-is-good-i-thought-i-am-not-bad-at-this/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/575/john-green-12_bags_we-were-kissing-i-thought-this-is-good-i_1962580.jpg) > [“She laughed. ''You seem pretty normal.'' ''You've never seen Ben snort Sprite up his nose and then spit it out of his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/she-laughed-you-seem-pretty-normal-you-ve-never-seen-ben-snort-sprite/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f49/john-green-12_humorous_she-laughed-you-seem-pretty-normal-you-v_2183275.jpg) > [“I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea." He was quiet for a second. "God," he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-can-t-go-to-amsterdam-one-of-my-doctors-thinks-it-s-a-bad-idea-he/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/820/john-green-12_augustus-waters_i-can-t-go-to-amsterdam-one-of-my-doctor_2543171.jpg) > [“Well, yeah,” he said. “But before that, my grand romantic gesture would have totally gotten me laid.” I laughed pretty hard, hard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/well-yeah-he-said-but-before-that-my-grand-romantic-gesture-would/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f5/john-green-12_laughed_well-yeah-he-said-but-before-that-my-gra_3063352.jpg) > [“I realized in the silence that followed that I hadn't spoken a single word -- and even though I laughed with them,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-realized-in-the-silence-that-followed-that-i-hadn-t-spoken-a-single/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/146/john-green-12_laughed_i-realized-in-the-silence-that-followed_3162848.jpg) ## Other authors on Laughed ## More by John Green > [Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/issac-i-dislike-living-in-a-world-without-augustus-waters-computer-i/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [“I just want to stay away from people and read books and think”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-just-want-to-stay-away-from-people-and-read-books-and-think/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/she-smiled-with-all-the-delight-of-a-kid-on-christmas-morning-and/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [A Margo for each of us--and each more mirror than window.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/a-margo-for-each-of-us-and-each-more-mirror-than-window/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [“No one ever says good-bye unless they want to see you again.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/no-one-ever-says-good-bye-unless-they-want-to-see-you-again/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/neither-novels-or-their-readers-benefit-from-any-attempts-to-divine/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/traffic-s-not-too-bad-on-sheridan-and-i-m-cornering-the-car-like-it-s/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [“Praise God for good nurses.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/praise-god-for-good-nurses/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/so-i-was-ugly-i-was-never-fat-really-and-i-never-wore-headgear-or-had/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [Nothing has ever looked like that ever in all of human history.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/nothing-has-ever-looked-like-that-ever-in-all-of-human-history/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/said-to-him-quietly-as-if-i-couldn-t-hear-or-something-dad-was-about/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-believe-humans-have-souls-and-i-believe-in-the-conservation-of-souls/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [“He was hot. A nonhotboy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/he-was-hot-a-nonhotboy-stares-at-you-relentlessly-and-it-is-at-best/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-think-if-you-keep-the-box-closed-long-enough-you-do-kill-the-cat/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) > [Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (...) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/imagining-the-future-is-a-kind-of-nostalgia-you-spend-your-whole-life/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laughed/john-green/#itemlist", "name": "8 Laughed Quotes By John Green", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“And even though I laughed with them, it felt like I was watching the whole thing from somewhere else, like I was watching a movie about my life instead of living it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Green" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/and-even-though-i-laughed-with-them-it-felt-like-i-was-watching-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/757/john-green-12_aza-holmes_and-even-though-i-laughed-with-them-it-f_385460.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/757/john-green-12_aza-holmes_and-even-though-i-laughed-with-them-it-f_385460.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/757/john-green-12_aza-holmes_and-even-though-i-laughed-with-them-it-f_385460.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“And even though I laughed with them, it felt like I was watching the whole thing from somewhere else, like I…” — John Green", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“So Friday? 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