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> [“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/like-people-say-if-you-want-to-make-god-laugh-tell-him-you-ve-got/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

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## More by Terry Hayes

> [“with bee-stung lips and bolt-on boobs,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/with-bee-stung-lips-and-bolt-on-boobs/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“The interior of the arms dealer's private jet was so ugly it hurt my feelings as well as my eyeballs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/the-interior-of-the-arms-dealer-s-private-jet-was-so-ugly-it-hurt-my/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“Protected by a security gate and an electronic keypad. You”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/protected-by-a-security-gate-and-an-electronic-keypad-you/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“the complex of seven luxurious homes, swimming pools and lavish stables was surrounded by a twelve-foot wall patrolled by what we believed to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/the-complex-of-seven-luxurious-homes-swimming-pools-and-lavish/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“so hot that the locals claimed a pervert was a man who preferred women to beer”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/so-hot-that-the-locals-claimed-a-pervert-was-a-man-who-preferred/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“The driver thought I was crazy—but then his religion thinks stoning a woman to death for adultery is reasonable, so I figured we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/the-driver-thought-i-was-crazy-but-then-his-religion-thinks-stoning-a/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/like-people-say-if-you-want-to-make-god-laugh-tell-him-you-ve-got/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“I've always been pretty much on the outside of any side you can find.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/i-ve-always-been-pretty-much-on-the-outside-of-any-side-you-can-find/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“As a Turkish proverb says--it was going to be like digging a well with a needle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/as-a-turkish-proverb-says-it-was-going-to-be-like-digging-a-well-with/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“was the maître d’ and, unlike his clientele he was class all the way: French was my guess, Berluti handmade shoes, lightweight Brioni suit,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/was-the-ma-tre-d-and-unlike-his-clientele-he-was-class-all-the-way/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“We wanted a labour force, but human beings came.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/we-wanted-a-labour-force-but-human-beings-came/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“ If Only --but it has been my unfortunate experience that you can't rely on divine intervention and that fate favors the bad as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/if-only-but-it-has-been-my-unfortunate-experience-that-you-can-t-rely/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“there was this book I'd read by somebody whose name I couldn't remember and he had this expression 'sorrow floats”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/there-was-this-book-i-d-read-by-somebody-whose-name-i-couldn-t/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“In war, the first casualty is truth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/in-war-the-first-casualty-is-truth/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

> [“Better not, I decided: hope was even more dangerous than despair. What”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-hayes/better-not-i-decided-hope-was-even-more-dangerous-than-despair-what/)

[Terry Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-hayes/)

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