--- title: "1 Laugh Tell Quotes By Ron White" description: "1 Laugh Tell quotes by Ron White. Plus more from Ron White and more Laugh Tell sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ee/ron-white-2333_comedy_my-only-goal-is-to-make-you-laugh-not-te_2599734.png" --- > [My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/my-only-goal-is-to-make-you-laugh-not-tell-you-the-truth/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ee/ron-white-2333_comedy_my-only-goal-is-to-make-you-laugh-not-te_2599734.png) ## More by Ron White > [Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/any-time-someone-achieves-success-before-they-ve-earned-it-it-always/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/mother-she-likes-the-blue-material-just-fine/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-believe-that-if-life-gives-u-lemons-u-should-make-a-lemonade-and/) [RON WHITE](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-ve-never-been-one-to-look-up-the-ladder-i-ve-always-looked-down-the/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/when-i-was-20-i-used-to-go-around-telling-stories-and-i-knew-where-i/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-love-cincinnati-but-you-can-keep-that-spaghetti-chili-product/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/there-s-no-backlog-of-people-we-can-fire-for-no-reason-and-act-as-if/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-don-t-like-to-do-material-people-have-heard-now-they-like-to-hear/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/anybody-could-say-anything-they-want-about-me-and-it-literally-never/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-get-e-mail-from-all-over-the-world-and-from-lawyers-and-doctors-and/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/all-i-know-how-to-do-is-take-what-s-on-my-mind-and-spit-it-out-funny/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/in-texas-we-have-the-death-penalty-and-we-use-it-that-s-right-if-you/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-quit-smoking-cigarettes-and-with-the-70-a-month-i-am-saving-not/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-really-understood-a-lot-more-about-comedy-after-listening-to-bill/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I don't do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil's show. He's a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn't give me any advice.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-don-t-do-talk-shows-or-go-on-dr-phil-s-show-he-s-a-friend-of-mine/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laugh-tell/ron-white/#itemlist", "name": "1 Laugh Tell Quotes By Ron White", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ron White" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/my-only-goal-is-to-make-you-laugh-not-tell-you-the-truth/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ee/ron-white-2333_comedy_my-only-goal-is-to-make-you-laugh-not-te_2599734.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ee/ron-white-2333_comedy_my-only-goal-is-to-make-you-laugh-not-te_2599734.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ee/ron-white-2333_comedy_my-only-goal-is-to-make-you-laugh-not-te_2599734.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.” — Ron White", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laugh-tell/ron-white/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laugh-tell/ron-white/", "name": "Laugh Tell Quotes by Ron White", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/laugh-tell/ron-white/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ee/ron-white-2333_comedy_my-only-goal-is-to-make-you-laugh-not-te_2599734.png" }, "description": "1 Laugh Tell quotes by Ron White. 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