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> [Vijay Singh won a playoff in 2004 at Whistling Straits after a final-round 76, which was the highest last round by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/vijay-singh-won-a-playoff-in-2004-at-whistling-straits-after-a-final/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0e/dan-jenkins-3942_after_vijay-singh-won-a-playoff-in-2004-at-whi_633362.jpg)

> [The PGA Championship, last of the majors each year, might well be accustomed to having fun poked at it by the print…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-pga-championship-last-of-the-majors-each-year-might-well-be/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2aa/dan-jenkins-3942_accustomed_the-pga-championship-last-of-the-majors_1224043.png)

> [If you want to put golf back on the front pages again, and you don't have a Bobby Jones or a Francis…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-want-to-put-golf-back-on-the-front-pages-again-and-you-don-t/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d2/dan-jenkins-3942_again_if-you-want-to-put-golf-back-on-the-fron_1708034.jpg)

> [I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/i-quickly-discovered-that-trying-to-go-play-golf-while-living-in/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ba/dan-jenkins-3942_about_i-quickly-discovered-that-trying-to-go-p_2530716.png)

## Other authors on Last

## More by Dan Jenkins

> [My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/my-aunt-got-me-interested-in-journalism-she-found-an-old-typewriter/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense of history…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/you-count-a-man-s-u-s-amateur-titles-after-he-starts-winning/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [Golf was never a religion to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/golf-was-never-a-religion-to-me/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-a-caddie-can-help-you-you-don-t-know-how-to-play-golf/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-was-a-time-when-caddies-couldn-t-wear-shorts/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-masters-while-it-has-slowly-gained-equal-importance-as-a-major/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't necessarily talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/lonnie-says-it-doesn-t-take-long-to-write-a-song-if-you-re-stricken/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/if-you-re-a-friend-or-a-relative-of-george-herbert-walker-bush-prez/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [There are no Dave Marrs anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-are-no-dave-marrs-anymore/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/i-just-come-from-a-school-where-you-have-to-win-something-to-be/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/there-have-been-so-many-great-tournaments-that-i-ve-been-privileged/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/until-sammy-baugh-pro-football-in-texas-was-a-one-paragraph-story-on/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [Historians tell us that a gentleman named John Ball once captured eight British Amateur titles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/historians-tell-us-that-a-gentleman-named-john-ball-once-captured/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [Who is the best the sportswriter who wore shorts? I keep trying to envision Grantland Rice or John Lardner in shorts. It never occurred…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/who-is-the-best-the-sportswriter-who-wore-shorts-i-keep-trying-to/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

> [High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/high-school-golf-college-golf-and-the-decade-that-followed-all-come/)

[Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/)

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