--- title: "12 Last time Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "12 Last time quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Last time sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9c/jarod-kintz-2_last-time_the-diner-was-more-twiner-than-twain-and_1578224.jpg" --- > [“The diner was more twiner than Twain, and I found a mustache in my soup. Maybe it was Mark’s. I guess that’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-diner-was-more-twiner-than-twain-and-i-found-a-mustache-in-my/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9c/jarod-kintz-2_last-time_the-diner-was-more-twiner-than-twain-and_1578224.jpg) > [“I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I was wearing a t-shirt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-can-t-remember-the-last-time-i-had-fun-wait-yes-i-can-it-was-1989/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e9/jarod-kintz-2_communism_i-can-t-remember-the-last-time-i-had-fun_3109452.jpg) > [“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right before I blinked.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/you-re-already-older-than-the-last-time-i-saw-you-and-i-just-saw-you/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c31/jarod-kintz-2_last-time_you-re-already-older-than-the-last-time_374585.jpg) > [“The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-last-time-somebody-pointed-out-that-cowboys-ride-horses-not/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc4/jarod-kintz-2_cowboy_the-last-time-somebody-pointed-out-that_1154256.jpg) > [“The last time I went speed dating, I brought a radar gun. I got clocked at over 70 miles per hour.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-last-time-i-went-speed-dating-i-brought-a-radar-gun-i-got-clocked/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3a/jarod-kintz-2_last-time_the-last-time-i-went-speed-dating-i-brou_239495.jpg) > [“The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-price-of-gold-is-up-14-fold-since-last-time-i-tried-unfolding-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac6/jarod-kintz-2_gold_the-price-of-gold-is-up-14-fold-since-la_2707723.jpg) > [“The last time I saw love was in my imagination while reading a book on Thomas Jefferson. Isn’t the Constitution of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-last-time-i-saw-love-was-in-my-imagination-while-reading-a-book/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d2/jarod-kintz-2_books_the-last-time-i-saw-love-was-in-my-imagi_163593.jpg) > [“The last time I was there was the first time I was there, but it’s not the last time I’ll go there,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-last-time-i-was-there-was-the-first-time-i-was-there-but-it-s-not/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/536/jarod-kintz-2_first-time_the-last-time-i-was-there-was-the-first_2559104.jpg) > [“I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value things more if I think it’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-like-to-meet-people-and-pretend-i-ll-never-see-them-again-i-tend-to/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d7/jarod-kintz-2_every-moment_i-like-to-meet-people-and-pretend-i-ll-n_1308315.jpg) > [“I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or the vertical dimensions of an awkward moment. Those sorts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-won-t-discuss-non-discussable-things-with-her-like-the-sound-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f07/jarod-kintz-2_awkward-moment_i-won-t-discuss-non-discussable-things-w_2147592.jpg) > [“My dreams have wings. But not soaring eagle wings, more like the wings of a butterfly—colorful and easily ripped off. The last…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-dreams-have-wings-but-not-soaring-eagle-wings-more-like-the-wings/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8c/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_my-dreams-have-wings-but-not-soaring-eag_2083932.jpg) > [“I don’t want to find the Fountain of Youth, because I’m searching for the Fountain of Wisdom. The last time I thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-don-t-want-to-find-the-fountain-of-youth-because-i-m-searching-for/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcf/jarod-kintz-2_fountain-of-youth_i-don-t-want-to-find-the-fountain-of-you_588476.jpg) ## Other authors on Last time ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/last-time/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "12 Last time Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The diner was more twiner than Twain, and I found a mustache in my soup. Maybe it was Mark’s. 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