--- title: "13 Last night Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "13 Last night quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Last night sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/720/jay-leno-210_chinese_last-night-i-went-out-for-chinese-i-pick_1072902.png" --- > [Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/last-night-i-went-out-for-chinese-i-picked-up-a-team-usa-olympic/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/720/jay-leno-210_chinese_last-night-i-went-out-for-chinese-i-pick_1072902.png) > [In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-his-speech-last-night-john-kerry-said-this-was-the-beginning-of/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5eb/jay-leno-210_administration_in-his-speech-last-night-john-kerry-said_730059.png) > [Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/schwarzenegger-said-last-night-on-the-show-he-expects-his-opponents/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/286/jay-leno-210_all-kinds_schwarzenegger-said-last-night-on-the-sh_1476288.jpg) > [One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/one-of-president-obama-s-winning-points-last-night-was-about-how/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fab/jay-leno-210_believe_one-of-president-obama-s-winning-points_1049507.png) > [Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/last-night-we-had-the-first-gubernatorial-debate-some-people-are/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be9/jay-leno-210_arnold_last-night-we-had-the-first-gubernatoria_1761056.png) > [ How many watched the President's speech last night? \[half-hearted audience applause\] How many watched American Idol ? \[thundering applause\] Okay, there you… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/how-many-watched-the-president-s-speech-last-night-half-hearted/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcd/jay-leno-210_american-idol_how-many-watched-the-president-s-speech_2729344.png) > [President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-obama-flew-to-a-rally-in-las-vegas-last-night-however-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b0/jay-leno-210_casinos_president-obama-flew-to-a-rally-in-las-v_2722569.png) > [We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/we-had-president-obama-on-the-show-last-night-i-think-the-president/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/731/jay-leno-210_doe_we-had-president-obama-on-the-show-last_943534.png) > [Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/last-night-john-mccain-said-that-under-the-democratic-health-care/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f6/jay-leno-210_accountants_last-night-john-mccain-said-that-under-t_2261960.png) > [Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/arnold-schwarzenegger-announced-that-he-is-going-to-run-for-governor/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/131/jay-leno-210_arnold_arnold-schwarzenegger-announced-that-he_1532951.png) > [The big winner last night in New Hampshire - Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-big-winner-last-night-in-new-hampshire-senator-john-kerry-he-won/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/jay-leno-210_bigs_the-big-winner-last-night-in-new-hampshi_2239615.png) > [In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-his-big-victory-speech-last-night-senator-kerry-said-that-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/720/jay-leno-210_bigs_in-his-big-victory-speech-last-night-sen_1020724.png) > [Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/al-jazeera-aired-a-new-tape-of-osama-bin-laden-it-was-the-usual-stuff/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/419/jay-leno-210_als_al-jazeera-aired-a-new-tape-of-osama-bin_662608.png) ## Other authors on Last night ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/last-night/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "13 Last night Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Last night I went out for Chinese. 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When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-obama-flew-to-a-rally-in-las-vegas-last-night-however-he/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b0/jay-leno-210_casinos_president-obama-flew-to-a-rally-in-las-v_2722569.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b0/jay-leno-210_casinos_president-obama-flew-to-a-rally-in-las-v_2722569.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b0/jay-leno-210_casinos_president-obama-flew-to-a-rally-in-las-v_2722569.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. 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I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/we-had-president-obama-on-the-show-last-night-i-think-the-president/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/731/jay-leno-210_doe_we-had-president-obama-on-the-show-last_943534.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/731/jay-leno-210_doe_we-had-president-obama-on-the-show-last_943534.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/731/jay-leno-210_doe_we-had-president-obama-on-the-show-last_943534.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We had President Obama on the show last night. 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My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff didn't know, I was shocked as everyone else. If he doesn't get elected governor, maybe he should work for the CIA. I mean, he can keep a secret better than they can.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/arnold-schwarzenegger-announced-that-he-is-going-to-run-for-governor/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/131/jay-leno-210_arnold_arnold-schwarzenegger-announced-that-he_1532951.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/131/jay-leno-210_arnold_arnold-schwarzenegger-announced-that-he_1532951.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/131/jay-leno-210_arnold_arnold-schwarzenegger-announced-that-he_1532951.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. 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