--- title: "17 Larry The Cable Guy Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 17 Larry The Cable Guy quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Larry The Cable Guy sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d28/andy-kindler-11002_cables_pixar-has-announced-larry-the-cable-guy_1544456.jpg" --- > [Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/pixar-has-announced-larry-the-cable-guy-will-be-starring-in-cars-3/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d28/andy-kindler-11002_cables_pixar-has-announced-larry-the-cable-guy_1544456.jpg) > [The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/the-saddest-day-in-pixar-history-was-when-some-guy-said-get-larry-the/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f55/andy-kindler-11002_cables_the-saddest-day-in-pixar-history-was-whe_244814.jpg) > [Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/once-when-larry-the-cable-guy-was-on-conan-s-show-conan-o-brien-was/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b88/andy-kindler-11002_cables_once-when-larry-the-cable-guy-was-on-con_318232.jpg) > [My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/my-biggest-pet-peeve-i-guess-is-other-comedians-criticizing-larry-the/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1bc/ron-white-2333_biggest_my-biggest-pet-peeve-i-guess-is-other-co_1861357.png) > [Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/larry-the-cable-guy-has-everything-sleeveless-shirts-stupid/) [Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e98/lisa-lampanelli-6712_acting_larry-the-cable-guy-has-everything-sleev_3074962.png) > [Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/larry-the-cable-guy-has-signed-a-deal-with-cracker-barrel-not-the/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/709/andy-kindler-11002_angry_larry-the-cable-guy-has-signed-a-deal-wi_1752097.jpg) > [President Obama. He is the man. I've tried the rest, and he is the best. My dream is for him to appoint…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/president-obama-he-is-the-man-i-ve-tried-the-rest-and-he-is-the-best/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/012/andy-kindler-11002_cables_president-obama-he-is-the-man-i-ve-tried_923559.jpg) > [I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/i-talked-to-larry-the-cable-guy-the-other-day-larry-s-made-more-money/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/514/jeff-foxworthy-939_auctions_i-talked-to-larry-the-cable-guy-the-othe_1600782.jpg) > [The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's what I'm hired to do. In my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/the-only-reason-i-m-ever-in-character-as-larry-the-cable-guy-is/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dd/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_because_the-only-reason-i-m-ever-in-character-as_706665.jpg) > [Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got 'Mike…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-gardell/yeah-i-ve-done-jim-breuer-s-radio-show-a-couple-times-and-i-heard/) [Billy Gardell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-gardell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/939/billy-gardell-26178_congratulations_yeah-i-ve-done-jim-breuer-s-radio-show-a_2055943.png) > [Some people say Larry the Cable Guy's only successful because he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/some-people-say-larry-the-cable-guy-s-only-successful-because-he-s/) [Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/greg-giraldo-10617_bitter_some-people-say-larry-the-cable-guy-s-on_3063672.png) > [I don't even see it as cable TV anymore. I've been called 'Larry the Cable Guy' for so long, I don't even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-don-t-even-see-it-as-cable-tv-anymore-i-ve-been-called-larry-the/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/572/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_about_i-don-t-even-see-it-as-cable-tv-anymore_2044733.jpg) > [Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-ross/some-people-say-larry-the-cable-guys-only-successful-because-hes/) [Jeff Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-ross/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec5/jeff-ross-7690_common-denominator_some-people-say-larry-the-cable-guys-onl_186574.png) > [Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/jeff-foxworthy-had-that-whole-you-might-be-a-redneck-thing-larry-the/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba3/gabriel-iglesias-1974_cables_jeff-foxworthy-had-that-whole-you-might_1593050.png) > [I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-think-probably-one-of-the-coolest-things-was-when-i-went-to-play/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45c/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_amazing_i-think-probably-one-of-the-coolest-thin_2751578.jpg) > [We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/we-try-to-make-the-name-longer-and-longer-every-year-first-it-was/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5aa/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_care_we-try-to-make-the-name-longer-and-longe_1805320.jpg) > [“This weekend on The History Channel, someone digs through old plastic junk (“It’s a Dukes of Hazzard wastebasket!”), someone else tries to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-r-prothero/this-weekend-on-the-history-channel-someone-digs-through-old-plastic/) [Donald R. Prothero](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-r-prothero/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f03/donald-r-prothero-47249_dukes-of-hazzard_this-weekend-on-the-history-channel-some_790823.png) ## Top authors on Larry The Cable Guy ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/larry-the-cable-guy/#itemlist", "name": "Larry The Cable Guy Quotes", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. 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Don't listen to these people, Larry. 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Dane Cook had that super finger. So I just caught on early on. 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