--- title: "9 Larry Cable Quotes by 5 authors" description: "Browse 9 Larry Cable quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Larry Cable sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d28/andy-kindler-11002_cables_pixar-has-announced-larry-the-cable-guy_1544456.jpg" --- > [Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/pixar-has-announced-larry-the-cable-guy-will-be-starring-in-cars-3/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d28/andy-kindler-11002_cables_pixar-has-announced-larry-the-cable-guy_1544456.jpg) > [The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/the-saddest-day-in-pixar-history-was-when-some-guy-said-get-larry-the/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f55/andy-kindler-11002_cables_the-saddest-day-in-pixar-history-was-whe_244814.jpg) > [Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/once-when-larry-the-cable-guy-was-on-conan-s-show-conan-o-brien-was/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b88/andy-kindler-11002_cables_once-when-larry-the-cable-guy-was-on-con_318232.jpg) > [I don't even see it as cable TV anymore. I've been called 'Larry the Cable Guy' for so long, I don't even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-don-t-even-see-it-as-cable-tv-anymore-i-ve-been-called-larry-the/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/572/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_about_i-don-t-even-see-it-as-cable-tv-anymore_2044733.jpg) > [Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/larry-the-cable-guy-has-everything-sleeveless-shirts-stupid/) [Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e98/lisa-lampanelli-6712_acting_larry-the-cable-guy-has-everything-sleev_3074962.png) > [President Obama. He is the man. I've tried the rest, and he is the best. My dream is for him to appoint…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-kindler/president-obama-he-is-the-man-i-ve-tried-the-rest-and-he-is-the-best/) [Andy Kindler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-kindler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/012/andy-kindler-11002_cables_president-obama-he-is-the-man-i-ve-tried_923559.jpg) > [The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's what I'm hired to do. In my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/the-only-reason-i-m-ever-in-character-as-larry-the-cable-guy-is/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dd/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_because_the-only-reason-i-m-ever-in-character-as_706665.jpg) > [Some people say Larry the Cable Guy's only successful because he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-giraldo/some-people-say-larry-the-cable-guy-s-only-successful-because-he-s/) [Greg Giraldo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-giraldo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/greg-giraldo-10617_bitter_some-people-say-larry-the-cable-guy-s-on_3063672.png) > [Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-ross/some-people-say-larry-the-cable-guys-only-successful-because-hes/) [Jeff Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-ross/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec5/jeff-ross-7690_common-denominator_some-people-say-larry-the-cable-guys-onl_186574.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/larry-cable/#itemlist", "name": "Larry Cable Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. 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