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title: "3 Lapdog Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Lapdog quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Lapdog sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm on Facebook and the Internet EVERY DAY NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.Sorry about the shouting but I can't help myself. My mother…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franny-armstrong/i-m-on-facebook-and-the-internet-every-day-numerous-times-a-day-sorry/)

[Franny Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franny-armstrong/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bb/franny-armstrong-23874_dog_i-m-on-facebook-and-the-internet-every-d_105024.jpg)

> [I'm proud to say I've never been anybody's lapdog.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-rather/i-m-proud-to-say-i-ve-never-been-anybody-s-lapdog/)

[Dan Rather](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-rather/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/586/dan-rather-2779_proud_i-m-proud-to-say-i-ve-never-been-anybody_2685577.png)

> [ My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them \[special interest groups\] everything they want. He'll lick every hand. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hollings/my-good-friend-walter-mondale-is-a-good-lapdog-he-ll-give-them/)

[Ernest Hollings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hollings/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c00/ernest-hollings-48014_american-politics_my-good-friend-walter-mondale-is-a-good_2736239.jpg)

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