--- title: "1 Language Just Quotes By David Spade" description: "1 Language Just quotes by David Spade. Plus more from David Spade and more Language Just sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb5/david-spade-8174_being-nice_seriously-you-don-t-have-to-know-english_1872794.jpg" --- > [Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/seriously-you-don-t-have-to-know-english-it-d-be-nice-a-nice-little/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb5/david-spade-8174_being-nice_seriously-you-don-t-have-to-know-english_1872794.jpg) ## More by David Spade > [I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/i-talk-to-my-dad-all-the-time-he-s-more-like-my-buddy-than-my-father/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [“I’d tell her to come over at 10 A.M. and she’d roll in at 10:45 with a Starbucks going “The fucking 405 was nuts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/i-d-tell-her-to-come-over-at-10-a-m-and-she-d-roll-in-at-10-45-with-a/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/my-fellow-nerds-and-i-will-retire-to-the-nerdery-with-our-calculators/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/gossip-is-a-plague-that-consumes-weak-gullible-people-and-blinds-them/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/a-friend-of-nicole-ritchie-told-the-new-york-post-that-nicole-is/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/i-m-scared-of-slipping-up-of-just-doing-a-joke-that-makes-me-laugh/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/i-got-into-stand-up-to-get-on-a-sitcom/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/i-changed-my-act-because-i-wasn-t-getting-booked/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [To be famous and broke is hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/to-be-famous-and-broke-is-hard/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/whenever-you-get-on-the-plane-the-flight-attendant-will-always-tell/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/on-sundays-i-lay-low-sulk-a-lot-and-try-to-get-my-head-together-for/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/i-have-no-stories-to-sell-a-lot-of-my-relationships-are-with/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/when-i-started-i-d-fly-across-the-country-to-do-a-gig-for-a-hundred/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/in-grade-school-i-was-smart-but-i-didn-t-have-any-friends-in-high/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) > [I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-spade/i-want-to-get-back-to-my-fighting-weight-of-98-pounds-i-have-the/) [David Spade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-spade/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/language-just/david-spade/#itemlist", "name": "1 Language Just Quotes By David Spade", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. 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