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title: "5 Lampshade Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [Look at a person's light, not their lampshade.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerald-jampolsky/look-at-a-person-s-light-not-their-lampshade/)

[Gerald Jampolsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerald-jampolsky/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/531/gerald-jampolsky-12090_inspirational_look-at-a-person-s-light-not-their-lamps_102270.png)

> [I was always dragging my poor mother to some school production, and sometimes shed be so embarrassed shed want to slide under…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-wayans/i-was-always-dragging-my-poor-mother-to-some-school-production-and/)

[Kim Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-wayans/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c30/kim-wayans-20785_cute_i-was-always-dragging-my-poor-mother-to_1600416.jpg)

> [“None of us mattered to her, not me, or her critics or defenders. No more than bugs on a lampshade.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-munro/none-of-us-mattered-to-her-not-me-or-her-critics-or-defenders-no-more/)

[Alice Munro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-munro/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/alice-munro-1231_mattered_none-of-us-mattered-to-her-not-me-or-her_2047445.png)

> [“tell Eric in the car that if I were to reimagine Hell, it would be no different from the line we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/weike-wang/tell-eric-in-the-car-that-if-i-were-to-reimagine-hell-it-would-be-no/)

[Weike Wang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/weike-wang/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70e/weike-wang-22249_quote_tell-eric-in-the-car-that-if-i-were-to-r_2084687.jpg)

> [“The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/the-lampshade-on-my-head-is-for-my-bright-ideas-i-won-t-be-able-to/)

[Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/775/bauvard-3155_bright-ideas_the-lampshade-on-my-head-is-for-my-brigh_2635157.jpg)

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