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title: "3 Lampshade Head Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Lampshade Head quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Lampshade Head sayings and thoughts."
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> [I was always dragging my poor mother to some school production, and sometimes shed be so embarrassed shed want to slide under…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-wayans/i-was-always-dragging-my-poor-mother-to-some-school-production-and/)

[Kim Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-wayans/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c30/kim-wayans-20785_cute_i-was-always-dragging-my-poor-mother-to_1600416.jpg)

> [In England, I'm this venerable old granddad, the one who always gets pissed at parties and puts a lampshade on his head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fatboy-slim/in-england-i-m-this-venerable-old-granddad-the-one-who-always-gets/)

Fatboy Slim

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb7/fatboy-slim-75033_england_in-england-i-m-this-venerable-old-grandd_2497244.png)

> [“The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bauvard/the-lampshade-on-my-head-is-for-my-bright-ideas-i-won-t-be-able-to/)

[Bauvard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bauvard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/775/bauvard-3155_bright-ideas_the-lampshade-on-my-head-is-for-my-brigh_2635157.jpg)

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