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> [I like my women like I like watching my porn on the computer, fucking muted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-like-my-women-like-i-like-watching-my-porn-on-the-computer-fucking/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19f/nikhil-saluja-26_computers_i-like-my-women-like-i-like-watching-my_63061.jpg)

> [Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/ladies-as-long-as-you-re-good-looking-decent-in-bed-you-can-act-as/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6aa/nikhil-saluja-26_funny_ladies-as-long-as-you-re-good-looking-de_1086018.jpg)

> [Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/ladies-don-t-worry-if-you-haven-t-found-the-man-of-your-dreams-yet/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/687/nikhil-saluja-26_dreams_ladies-don-t-worry-if-you-haven-t-found_1380621.jpg)

> [Ladies: more head, less headaches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/ladies-more-head-less-headaches/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4db/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_ladies-more-head-less-headaches-1459494_1459494.jpg)

> [Ladies: If they weren't meant to be used to get attention, God would have put boobs in a different place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/ladies-if-they-weren-t-meant-to-be-used-to-get-attention-god-would/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19a/nikhil-saluja-26_boobs_ladies-if-they-weren-t-meant-to-be-used_2353056.jpg)

> [Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/ladies-don-t-ask-for-much-they-just-want-shoes-diamonds-less-work/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0de/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_ladies-don-t-ask-for-much-they-just-want_3026052.jpg)

## Other authors on Ladies

## More by Nikhil Saluja

> [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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