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> [“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.' Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/new-labour-leader-ed-miliband-announces-plan-to-make-this-party/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce6/andy-zaltzman-46833_2010_new-labour-leader-ed-miliband-announces_1125203.png)

## More by Andy Zaltzman

> [Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/genghis-miliband-roars-up-to-the-despatch-box-like-a-caged-donkey/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

> [Yes, freedom is good, but arguably, grammar is better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/yes-freedom-is-good-but-arguably-grammar-is-better/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

> [“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/new-labour-leader-ed-miliband-announces-plan-to-make-this-party/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

> [“Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring, & Tory MPs trying to score petty political points.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/nice-mix-of-tory-mps-saying-this-issue-shouldn-t-be-used-for-petty/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

> [Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate family](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/politicians-are-like-god-no-one-believes-in-them-they-haven-t-done/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

> [“A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/a-jacketless-murdoch-resumes-his-quiz-brushing-off-the-assault-as-an/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

> [If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/if-britons-were-left-to-tax-themselves-there-would-be-no-schools-no/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

> [To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-zaltzman/to-all-the-revolutionaries-fighting-to-throw-off-the-yoke-of-tyranny/)

[Andy Zaltzman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-zaltzman/)

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