--- title: "17 Knows Quotes By Sarah Silverman" description: "17 Knows quotes by Sarah Silverman. Plus more from Sarah Silverman and more Knows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f14/sarah-silverman-1212_believe_i-m-all-sentimental-i-ve-probably-been-r_2865004.png" --- > [I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-m-all-sentimental-i-ve-probably-been-ruined-by-romantic-movies-but/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f14/sarah-silverman-1212_believe_i-m-all-sentimental-i-ve-probably-been-r_2865004.png) > [The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/the-audience-works-as-such-a-mob-they-either-all-laugh-or-all-don-t/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb7/sarah-silverman-1212_audience_the-audience-works-as-such-a-mob-they-ei_3023492.png) > [It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/it-feels-weird-in-our-ear-holes-to-hear-people-worshipping-a-guy/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/293/sarah-silverman-1212_ears_it-feels-weird-in-our-ear-holes-to-hear_1583202.png) > [I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-was-raped-by-a-doctor-which-is-you-know-so-bittersweet-for-a-jewish/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/141/sarah-silverman-1212_bittersweet_i-was-raped-by-a-doctor-which-is-you-kno_511149.png) > [I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-can-see-myself-adopting-i-m-not-in-a-rush-to-do-it-i-m-39-i-know/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc1/sarah-silverman-1212_adopting_i-can-see-myself-adopting-i-m-not-in-a-r_2305473.png) > [I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-was-sent-to-sleepover-camp-since-i-was-6-and-you-know-it-s-a-recipe/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3f/sarah-silverman-1212_camping_i-was-sent-to-sleepover-camp-since-i-was_1191991.png) > [I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-know-how-to-write-so-i-am-not-totally-at-the-mercy-of-filmmakers/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/sarah-silverman-1212_compassion_i-know-how-to-write-so-i-am-not-totally_1519594.png) > [I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-ve-never-had-an-abortion-and-i-don-t-know-if-i-would-but-it-doesn-t/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/868/sarah-silverman-1212_abortion_i-ve-never-had-an-abortion-and-i-don-t-k_2771006.png) > [If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/if-you-sell-the-vatican-and-you-take-that-money-and-you-use-it-to/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f61/sarah-silverman-1212_cup-of-tea_if-you-sell-the-vatican-and-you-take-tha_2824394.png) > [I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-have-lows-you-know-everybody-does-but-i-kind-of-know-how-to-handle/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/sarah-silverman-1212_doe_i-have-lows-you-know-everybody-does-but_2912642.png) > [I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-do-know-that-i-can-take-a-punch-i-ve-been-punched-in-the-face-three/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/051/sarah-silverman-1212_about-yourself_i-do-know-that-i-can-take-a-punch-i-ve-b_947653.png) > [Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/some-things-are-just-for-private-it-s-like-people-thinking-i-m-cold/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/505/sarah-silverman-1212_cold_some-things-are-just-for-private-it-s-li_1075673.png) > [It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/it-s-funny-how-people-will-think-i-m-being-sarcastic-a-lot-and-joking/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab1/sarah-silverman-1212_being-sarcastic_it-s-funny-how-people-will-think-i-m-bei_2338059.png) > [Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/look-at-the-people-who-are-kind-of-the-funniest-cultures-they-re-the/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/862/sarah-silverman-1212_black_look-at-the-people-who-are-kind-of-the-f_2865204.png) > [Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know … because, at the end of the day, they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/also-i-learned-whether-you-are-gay-bisexual-it-doesn-t-matter-you/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c0/sarah-silverman-1212_bisexual_also-i-learned-whether-you-are-gay-bisex_2179557.png) > [When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/when-i-was-9-or-10-years-old-my-dad-took-me-over-to-a-neighboring/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35d/sarah-silverman-1212_animal_when-i-was-9-or-10-years-old-my-dad-took_918496.jpg) > [She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/she-uh-came-out-of-the-closet-recently-my-niece-um-she-announced-to/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed4/sarah-silverman-1212_believe_she-uh-came-out-of-the-closet-recently-m_2739509.png) ## Other authors on Knows ## More by Sarah Silverman > [When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/when-i-was-17-i-read-a-profile-of-carol-leifer-since-then-i-wanted-to/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/my-growing-up-years-we-watched-happy-days-every-night-i-don-t-know/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/people-can-t-help-what-topics-cut-them-deep-it-all-depends-on-who-s/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/in-your-twenties-i-think-you-should-have-all-of-the-sex-that-you-re/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-was-a-bedwetter-until-i-was-about-15-and-it-was-humiliating/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/someone-on-twitter-sent-me-a-page-from-a-textbook-it-had-a-picture-of/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/it-fills-me-with-a-weird-rage-to-wear-shoes-that-make-me-not-able-to/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/if-you-are-truly-offended-by-an-80-year-old-man-saying-you-re-not/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/summer-camp-the-second-worst-camp-for-jews/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/if-you-ve-ever-heard-that-song-by-beyonc-single-ladies-i-am-one-of/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/if-i-were-somebody-else-looking-at-my-character-i-d-be-like-she-s/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-say-i-m-sorry-it-usually-disarms-them/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/people-who-call-themselves-divas-you-are-not-a-diva-i-m-pretty-sure/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [ \[I'm\] almost positive there is no God. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/i-m-almost-positive-there-is-no-god/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) > [It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-silverman/it-s-just-hard-to-say-well-i-do-this-which-means-this-if-i-m-telling/) [Sarah Silverman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-silverman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knows/sarah-silverman/#itemlist", "name": "17 Knows Quotes By Sarah Silverman", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. 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