--- title: "13 Knows Quotes By Janeane Garofalo" description: "13 Knows quotes by Janeane Garofalo. Plus more from Janeane Garofalo and more Knows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3be/janeane-garofalo-1940_calling_you-young-people-with-your-twittering-an_2292274.jpg" --- > [You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/you-young-people-with-your-twittering-and-your-creating-of-content-or/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3be/janeane-garofalo-1940_calling_you-young-people-with-your-twittering-an_2292274.jpg) > [Well I don't know what the city of Hollywood knows about foreign policy, but do I know that a lot of people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/well-i-don-t-know-what-the-city-of-hollywood-knows-about-foreign/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d97/janeane-garofalo-1940_cities_well-i-don-t-know-what-the-city-of-holly_1594052.png) > [Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/pedestrian-s-rights-because-we-live-in-california-i-ve-got-to-address/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/972/janeane-garofalo-1940_addresses_pedestrian-s-rights-because-we-live-in-c_44249.jpg) > [But let me ask you this though, first and foremost: who's your favorite Spice Girl? Mine is Sporty Spice and I'll tell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/but-let-me-ask-you-this-though-first-and-foremost-who-s-your-favorite/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/145/janeane-garofalo-1940_asks_but-let-me-ask-you-this-though-first-and_700258.png) > [I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/i-don-t-know-that-i-would-need-to-be-famous-as-a-middle-east-policy/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fd/janeane-garofalo-1940_east_i-don-t-know-that-i-would-need-to-be-fam_641943.png) > [You know George W. Bush is a war-time president, he says - proudly. Guess what. War is failure! When you are at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/you-know-george-w-bush-is-a-war-time-president-he-says-proudly-guess/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/022/janeane-garofalo-1940_another-man_you-know-george-w-bush-is-a-war-time-pre_2412012.jpg) > [Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/anthony-weiner-deserves-to-be-supported-and-hopefully-he-will-be/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91b/janeane-garofalo-1940_broke_anthony-weiner-deserves-to-be-supported_359790.png) > [Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/granted-not-really-a-joke-but-how-often-do-you-get-a-mic-in-your-hand/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b3/janeane-garofalo-1940_am-sorry_granted-not-really-a-joke-but-how-often_2002034.png) > [Because we don't have a Fairness Doctrine, and because we have further media consolidation, and because we have a craptastic corporate media,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/because-we-don-t-have-a-fairness-doctrine-and-because-we-have-further/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac9/janeane-garofalo-1940_america_because-we-don-t-have-a-fairness-doctrin_2184577.jpg) > [You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/you-know-what-is-good-about-these-dixie-chicks-burnings-or-bashings/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cc/janeane-garofalo-1940_anchors_you-know-what-is-good-about-these-dixie_2464658.png) > [Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/listening-to-your-tape-i-was-reminded-of-this-poem-it-has-the-central/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/850/janeane-garofalo-1940_affection_listening-to-your-tape-i-was-reminded-of_2562569.png) > [Yes, I think lots of people are eager to obtain weapons of mass destruction. But there's no evidence that he (Hussein) has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/yes-i-think-lots-of-people-are-eager-to-obtain-weapons-of-mass/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d25/janeane-garofalo-1940_able_yes-i-think-lots-of-people-are-eager-to_1623245.jpg) > [This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/this-world-is-bullshit-and-just-because-i-appear-in-music-video/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65a/janeane-garofalo-1940_boyfriend_this-world-is-bullshit-and-just-because_2537641.jpg) ## Other authors on Knows ## More by Janeane Garofalo > [I did not support Operation Desert Fox.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/i-did-not-support-operation-desert-fox/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [I'm not a disciplined writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/i-m-not-a-disciplined-writer/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/listen-young-people-i-understand-narcissism-clearly-but-at-least-i/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/i-was-a-36c-or-d-and-at-5-1-i-knew-that-being-a-small-person-with-big/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/pedestrian-s-rights-because-we-live-in-california-i-ve-got-to-address/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/to-combat-social-awkwardness-i-would-just-act-like-i-couldn-t-be/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/a-war-is-going-to-destroy-our-economy-even-further-it-s-going-to-be-a/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/we-re-our-own-worst-enemies-a-lot-of-the-time-but-i-still-blame-men/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/should-have-dogs-before-they-have-kids-everybody/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/there-s-a-fake-facebook-me-there-s-a-fake-me-twittering-sometimes/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/here-s-what-the-right-wing-has-in-there-s-no-shortage-of-the-natural/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/i-think-people-are-very-cynical-with-actors-trying-to-tell-them-what/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/not-that-i-was-ever-an-asshole-but-i-used-to-be-much-more-of-a/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/the-world-would-be-better-off-with-multiple-superpowers-when/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) > [Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/evil-is-in-the-face-of-every-frat-guy-that-ever-raised-a-beer-cup-and/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knows/janeane-garofalo/#itemlist", "name": "13 Knows Quotes By Janeane Garofalo", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? 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