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title: "18 Knows Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias"
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> [I know enough football to know that's funny!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-know-enough-football-to-know-that-s-funny/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/anyone-who-s-seen-my-specials-knows-i-don-t-put-out-the-same-stuff/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/you-know-what-i-learned-about-hawaiians-they-re-just-blown-up-mexicans/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/understand-that-you-don-t-know-it-all-you-don-t-know-anything-yet/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-weird-at-home-to-go-to-one-of/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-favorite-people-to-have-fun-with-are-police-officers-cause-they-re/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/some-people-can-handle-alcohol-you-know-who-you-are-some-people-can-t/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/people-see-a-big-dude-and-they-hear-that-high-pitched-voice-or/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/make-sure-you-re-doing-impressions-of-people-that-are-still-relevant/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/in-the-beginning-yes-i-didn-t-like-it-because-i-wanted-people-to-know/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-i-speak-spanish-in-my-show-which-sometimes-i-do-i-translate-what-i/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/you-know-a-lot-of-people-think-that-just-cause-you-work-out-lift/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/when-you-have-nothing-but-big-friends-you-never-get-into-arguments/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/and-i-don-t-want-you-thinking-that-my-girlfriend-is-a-bad-person-she/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/as-far-as-uncut-i-think-we-all-know-that-you-guys-cut-up-the-special/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there \[into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-talked-about-the-stuff-so-openly-that-people-are-able-to-connect/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/that-s-one-thing-about-my-shows-i-tell-people-i-m-not-a-comedian-i-m/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [Honestly, you got to take care of the people that take care of you. I know that sounds like cliche, or borderline…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/honestly-you-got-to-take-care-of-the-people-that-take-care-of-you-i/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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## Other authors on Knows

## More by Gabriel Iglesias

> [ \[Making people laugh\] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/making-people-laugh-was-a-secret-dream-i-kept-and-i-didn-t-tell/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/now-people-are-coming-up-to-meet-me-at-my-shows-and-they-re-doing-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-comedian-who-happens-to-be-latino-what-s-the-difference-the/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-weird-at-home-to-go-to-one-of/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-not-selling-out-denying-who-i-am-or-where-i-ve-come-from-not-at/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-don-t-wanna-just-be-remembered-for-the-funniest-guy-in-my/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/just-saw-the-movie-the-town-it-was-bad-ass-i-never-rate-movies/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I was not the popular kid in school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-was-not-the-popular-kid-in-school/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-favorite-people-to-have-fun-with-are-police-officers-cause-they-re/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/we-can-choose-our-family-we-can-t-choose-our-relatives/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/why-buy-a-bootleg-shitty-copy-of-my-special-when-you-can-get-it-on/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/early-on-when-i-started-talking-about-my-weight-it-was-self/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/when-you-re-a-comedian-the-holy-grail-is-an-hour-long-hbo-special/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-still-come-out-to-music-that-s-in-spanish-there-s-no-denying-who-i/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

> [I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-big-guy-but-i-m-really-simple-with-the-food-i-ll-hit-the-in-n/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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