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title: "23 Knows Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres"
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> [There's nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/there-s-nothing-i-know-for-sure-because-i-know-for-sure-that-things/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/you-know-me-any-excuse-to-put-on-a-dress/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [Everybody always resolves to start exercising, but they never do. You know why ? Because it's January. Who wants to go jogging…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/everybody-always-resolves-to-start-exercising-but-they-never-do-you/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I don't know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I'd like to find that dunderhead before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-don-t-know-who-had-the-bright-idea-of-teaching-pneumonia-how-to/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/it-s-our-challenges-and-obstacles-that-give-us-layers-of-depth-and-2/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I admire people who know they can't sing. There are so many people out there who can't sing, but they think they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-admire-people-who-know-they-can-t-sing-there-are-so-many-people-out/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/you-know-that-song-that-asks-why-do-fools-fall-in-love-i-think-the/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/in-the-80-s-we-had-high-high-waisted-pants-that-if-they-came-up-any/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/do-we-have-to-know-who-s-gay-and-who-s-straight-can-t-we-just-love/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/my-hair-is-always-at-its-best-in-new-york-i-don-t-know-what-s-in-the/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I don't know what people are scared of...maybe they think their children will be influenced by gay marriage, but I've got to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-don-t-know-what-people-are-scared-of-maybe-they-think-their/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I know there's always going to be feedback no matter what the subject. I am shocked by somebody commenting on my shoes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-know-there-s-always-going-to-be-feedback-no-matter-what-the-subject/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/you-know-how-you-always-expect-someone-to-think-the-same-as-you-and/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-know-that-experts-say-you-re-more-likely-to-get-hurt-crossing-the/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don't know how it would be different because I've never been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-think-gender-plays-a-part-in-most-things-but-i-don-t-know-how-it/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-see-those-picketers-and-i-think-you-know-if-i-weren-t-a-loving-non/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/and-we-certainly-don-t-have-full-conversations-on-cellphones-you-know/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I appreciate your giving my book -- and in no small way, me -- a chance. To thank you, I really wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-appreciate-your-giving-my-book-and-in-no-small-way-me-a-chance-to/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [I'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-m-a-i-m-a-um-a-godmother-which-is-just-that-s-fun-to-be-a-godmother/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/friends-will-write-me-letters-they-run-out-of-room-on-the-front-of/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/golden-eagles-have-an-interesting-way-of-mating-where-they-connect-in/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/then-you-have-these-people-in-the-movie-theaters-that-talk-the-whole/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [ I think the hard thing about this job \[stand-up\] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-think-the-hard-thing-about-this-job-stand-up-i-mean-i-think-this/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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## Other authors on Knows

## More by Ellen DeGeneres

> [I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-wanted-to-have-money-i-wanted-to-be-special-i-wanted-people-to-like/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-think-what-saved-me-is-me-being-honest-i-think-i-somewhow-had-the/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-think-there-s-too-much-mult-tasking-going-on-i-think-people-need-to/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/we-can-sit-and-worry-about-what-s-going-to-happen-to-us-two-weeks/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/it-s-our-challenges-and-obstacles-that-give-us-layers-of-depth-and/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-had-done-a-sitcom-and-a-movie-and-hosted-the-emmys-and-all-of-a/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/the-thing-everyone-should-realize-is-that-the-key-to-happiness-is/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/save-a-life-this-thanksgiving-and-join-me-in-starting-a-new-tradition/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/answers-to-frequently-asked-questions-yes-yes-no-one-time-in-high/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/actually-this-is-really-funny-one-time-she-accidentally-forgot-to/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/a-circus-100-clowns-of-injustice-have-climbed-out-of-the-tiny-clown/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/gratitude-is-looking-on-the-brighter-side-of-the-life-even-if-it/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [What's New Orleans without music? And what's music without dancing?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/what-s-new-orleans-without-music-and-what-s-music-without-dancing/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/the-legend-goes-that-st-patrick-drove-the-snakes-out-of-ireland-i-was/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

> [Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/quick-decision-makers-are-often-stuck-behind-annoying-people-in-line/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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