--- title: "21 Knows Quotes By Dylan Moran" description: "21 Knows quotes by Dylan Moran. Plus more from Dylan Moran and more Knows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/dylan-moran-1716_beard_you-know-what-you-are-you-re-a-beard-wit_2551439.jpg" --- > [You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-know-what-you-are-you-re-a-beard-with-an-idiot-hanging-off-it/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/dylan-moran-1716_beard_you-know-what-you-are-you-re-a-beard-wit_2551439.jpg) > [We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/we-all-know-smoking-is-bad-i-know-i-m-going-to-quit-someday-if-i/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ac/dylan-moran-1716_funny_we-all-know-smoking-is-bad-i-know-i-m-go_2119476.jpg) > [Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/fruit-it-s-just-god-showing-off-look-at-all-the-colours-i-know/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c0/dylan-moran-1716_colour_fruit-it-s-just-god-showing-off-look-at_1132121.jpg) > [I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-wish-i-was-like-you-you-know-startled-by-direct-sunlight/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51f/dylan-moran-1716_direct_i-wish-i-was-like-you-you-know-startled_2309921.jpg) > [I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-was-fat-i-was-pustule-rich-i-looked-like-a-pink-human-grenade-when/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b30/dylan-moran-1716_bits_i-was-fat-i-was-pustule-rich-i-looked-li_2036836.jpg) > [You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-re-never-going-to-go-why-would-you-go-it-s-a-disgusting-place-it/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc9/dylan-moran-1716_cows_you-re-never-going-to-go-why-would-you-g_2711478.jpg) > [You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-know-just-sometimes-in-between-the-first-cigarette-with-coffee-in-2/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9dd/dylan-moran-1716_black-books_you-know-just-sometimes-in-between-the-f_2100084.jpg) > [I know there's similar dissatisfaction in America. There's a lot of white people who come from blue collar backgrounds and who feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-know-there-s-similar-dissatisfaction-in-america-there-s-a-lot-of/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/870/dylan-moran-1716_america_i-know-there-s-similar-dissatisfaction-i_719956.jpg) > [I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-m-quite-a-compulsive-person-i-only-worked-this-out-recently-i-m/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d1/dylan-moran-1716_compulsive_i-m-quite-a-compulsive-person-i-only-wor_2854605.jpg) > [Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know; mobile phone tumours - far more likely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/then-you-get-these-articles-about-how-unhealthy-life-is-in-the-city/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09e/dylan-moran-1716_articles_then-you-get-these-articles-about-how-un_2538497.jpg) > [People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/people-who-get-implants-it-s-so-depressing-you-know-people-i-don-t/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/580/dylan-moran-1716_attention_people-who-get-implants-it-s-so-depressi_3102999.jpg) > [Men don't know anything! Men don't know when their lives became so entirely awful, when everyone else turned into such a tosser!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/men-don-t-know-anything-men-don-t-know-when-their-lives-became-so/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69b/dylan-moran-1716_doe_men-don-t-know-anything-men-don-t-know-w_2155419.jpg) > [Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, "Don't go outside! Or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/children-are-very-overprotected-now-in-lots-of-ways-we-re-very/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/321/dylan-moran-1716_bats_children-are-very-overprotected-now-in-l_1763305.jpg) > [ I just wish I had longer. It's very frustrating. As you know, to people over here, cities like \[Washington\] D.C. are iconic.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-just-wish-i-had-longer-it-s-very-frustrating-as-you-know-to-people/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/758/dylan-moran-1716_cities_i-just-wish-i-had-longer-it-s-very-frust_1798511.jpg) > [You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-ve-a-very-important-early-decision-to-make-in-your-life-are-you/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fe/dylan-moran-1716_couple_you-ve-a-very-important-early-decision-t_1296018.jpg) > [ I'll have to look into \[Washington\] D.C. a bit more. I know it's given over to the administration and the bureaucracy connected… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-ll-have-to-look-into-washington-d-c-a-bit-more-i-know-it-s-given/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f90/dylan-moran-1716_administration_i-ll-have-to-look-into-washington-d-c-a_520706.jpg) > [I don't mind most religious people, I talk to them. I listen to them, you know, banging on. "I prayed very hard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-don-t-mind-most-religious-people-i-talk-to-them-i-listen-to-them/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45d/dylan-moran-1716_annoyed_i-don-t-mind-most-religious-people-i-tal_3062766.jpg) > [You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-have-to-assume-that-you-re-talking-to-the-most-intelligent-tuned/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bf/dylan-moran-1716_assume_you-have-to-assume-that-you-re-talking-t_2479674.jpg) > [There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/there-are-two-types-of-wine-essentially-and-everybody-knows-this/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/477/dylan-moran-1716_drink_there-are-two-types-of-wine-essentially_156633.jpg) > [You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-re-talking-to-a-modern-nice-affable-german-person-and-they-re/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d6/dylan-moran-1716_affable_you-re-talking-to-a-modern-nice-affable_2422069.jpg) > [You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-know-people-sometimes-say-to-me-do-you-prefer-to-do-this-or-that/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/037/dylan-moran-1716_act_you-know-people-sometimes-say-to-me-do-y_1593404.jpg) ## Other authors on Knows ## More by Dylan Moran > [“You should be alive as you can until you're totally dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/you-should-be-alive-as-you-can-until-you-re-totally-dead/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/america-s-work-ethic-is-non-stop-it-s-not-even-enshrined-in-law-that/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/the-characters-can-t-be-wittier-than-people-are-in-real-life-they/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [ \[Adulthood feels like\] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/adulthood-feels-like-walking-around-in-the-desert-with-a-bag-over/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/don-t-do-it-stay-away-from-your-potential-you-ll-mess-it-up-it-s/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/if-you-re-talking-about-crowd-enthusiasm-it-varies-i-have-a-decent/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/there-are-two-types-of-wine-essentially-and-everybody-knows-this/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/go-and-lie-down-in-the-dark-for-hours-and-don-t-move-i-m-locking-the/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-suppose-the-best-comedy-shows-do-have-the-rock-n-roll-feeling-if-it/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/beer-must-be-made-by-food-companies-it-makes-you-wander-the-streets/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/the-sensible-thing-for-everyone-to-do-would-be-to-write-all-their-op/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-don-t-do-drugs-if-i-want-a-rush-i-just-get-out-of-a-chair-when-i-m/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [I think I still get something from the original broadcaster but I'm certainly not aware of any Netflix van driving to my house and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-think-i-still-get-something-from-the-original-broadcaster-but-i-m/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/people-do-need-a-social-license-to-go-ha-ha-ha-and-have-a-good-time/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) > [I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-m-a-vegetarian-well-i-m-not-hardcore-because-i-eat-meat-but-only/) [Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knows/dylan-moran/#itemlist", "name": "21 Knows Quotes By Dylan Moran", "numberOfItems": 21, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You know what you are? 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Get into the cupboard with some spinach!\" When I was a child they'd kick you out and you weren't expected to come back until there were bats!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dylan Moran" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/children-are-very-overprotected-now-in-lots-of-ways-we-re-very/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/321/dylan-moran-1716_bats_children-are-very-overprotected-now-in-l_1763305.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/321/dylan-moran-1716_bats_children-are-very-overprotected-now-in-l_1763305.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/321/dylan-moran-1716_bats_children-are-very-overprotected-now-in-l_1763305.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. 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