--- title: "22 Knows Quotes By Dennis Miller" description: "22 Knows quotes by Dennis Miller. Plus more from Dennis Miller and more Knows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d84/dennis-miller-1315_explanation_listen-the-weather-is-just-like-hillary_2312830.png" --- > [Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/listen-the-weather-is-just-like-hillary-s-explanation-for-her-war/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d84/dennis-miller-1315_explanation_listen-the-weather-is-just-like-hillary_2312830.png) > [I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-have-sympathy-for-any-human-being-that-s-driven-by-their-limbic/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfa/dennis-miller-1315_brain_i-have-sympathy-for-any-human-being-that_133690.png) > [Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/why-should-i-hate-someone-on-the-basis-of-their-religion-when-i-can/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/676/dennis-miller-1315_bases_why-should-i-hate-someone-on-the-basis-o_619242.png) > [Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/everyone-wants-answers-and-wants-to-know-what-the-timeline-is/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f38/dennis-miller-1315_answers_everyone-wants-answers-and-wants-to-know_3191113.png) > [I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-don-t-know-about-you-but-in-my-neighborhood-they-just-opened-a/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/dennis-miller-1315_coffee_i-don-t-know-about-you-but-in-my-neighbo_1054615.png) > [I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-love-this-country-for-several-reasons-not-the-least-of-which-is/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab9/dennis-miller-1315_country_i-love-this-country-for-several-reasons_1253980.png) > [How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/how-do-we-know-for-sure-that-no-two-snowflakes-are-the-same-we-haven/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32a/dennis-miller-1315_god_how-do-we-know-for-sure-that-no-two-snow_1813657.png) > [Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/is-global-warming-new-i-don-t-know-when-i-was-young-i-remember-the/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/554/dennis-miller-1315_climate_is-global-warming-new-i-don-t-know-when_2890594.png) > [And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/and-i-know-your-next-move-i-watch-you-so-much-there-s-been-no-proven/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fef/dennis-miller-1315_al-qaeda_and-i-know-your-next-move-i-watch-you-so_1174188.png) > [The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/the-democrats-continue-to-snipe-at-bush-they-ll-never-give-it-up-to/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be7/dennis-miller-1315_bush_the-democrats-continue-to-snipe-at-bush_2265600.jpg) > [Think of Iraq as "East Korea," because it was a shoot the cuffs war for the edification of Kim Jong Il to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/think-of-iraq-as-east-korea-because-it-was-a-shoot-the-cuffs-war-for/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c9/dennis-miller-1315_bigs_think-of-iraq-as-east-korea-because-it-w_373127.jpg) > [Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/technology-is-fine-but-that-popular-vision-of-the-future-where-you/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/431/dennis-miller-1315_answers_technology-is-fine-but-that-popular-visi_1651935.png) > [I don't know what I think of George W. Bush when he first got in, but I've grown fond of the man,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-don-t-know-what-i-think-of-george-w-bush-when-he-first-got-in-but-i/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41a/dennis-miller-1315_care_i-don-t-know-what-i-think-of-george-w-bu_2170399.jpg) > [The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/the-way-i-ve-always-governed-my-life-as-far-as-fiscal-policy-goes-is/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/121/dennis-miller-1315_doughnut_the-way-i-ve-always-governed-my-life-as_2142997.jpg) > [The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/the-very-definition-of-the-innate-hollowness-of-leading-a-political/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bf/dennis-miller-1315_definition_the-very-definition-of-the-innate-hollow_2083764.png) > [ I cannot tell you how proud watching that \[Iraqi\] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-cannot-tell-you-how-proud-watching-that-iraqi-war-coverage-makes-me/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/141/dennis-miller-1315_coverage_i-cannot-tell-you-how-proud-watching-tha_683433.png) > [My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/my-fear-of-flying-starts-as-soon-as-i-buckle-myself-in-and-then-the/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/946/dennis-miller-1315_acceleration_my-fear-of-flying-starts-as-soon-as-i-bu_753959.png) > [Teresa Lewis, the only woman on death row in Virginia, says she doesn't deserve the death penalty because she only hired the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/teresa-lewis-the-only-woman-on-death-row-in-virginia-says-she-doesn-t/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/770/dennis-miller-1315_able_teresa-lewis-the-only-woman-on-death-row_1839636.png) > [Now, personally, I am baffled by the concept of racial prejudice. Why hate someone based on the color of their skin when,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/now-personally-i-am-baffled-by-the-concept-of-racial-prejudice-why/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/236/dennis-miller-1315_baffled_now-personally-i-am-baffled-by-the-conce_1018701.png) > [The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/the-mexican-people-i-know-seem-to-respect-the-country-in-a-way-that/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ca/dennis-miller-1315_book_the-mexican-people-i-know-seem-to-respec_3077064.png) > [With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/with-browns-ticket-prices-what-they-are-you-just-know-that-all-those/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/539/dennis-miller-1315_blood_with-browns-ticket-prices-what-they-are_342790.png) > [I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-think-the-people-can-bash-catholics-because-they-know-catholics-won/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce0/dennis-miller-1315_bash_i-think-the-people-can-bash-catholics-be_2145441.png) ## Other authors on Knows ## More by Dennis Miller > [Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/laughter-is-one-of-the-great-beacons-in-life-because-we-don-t-refract/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/it-takes-zero-politically-correct-people-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/drop-the-veneer-periodically-and-be-like-ok-i-m-an-imperfect-human/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-m-left-on-a-lot-of-things-if-two-gay-guys-want-to-get-married-i/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/american-s-could-be-any-more-self-absorbed-if-they-were-made-of-equal/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/nowadays-with-history-not-being-taught-anymore-in-american-public/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-think-abortion-s-wrong-but-it-s-none-of-my-business-to-tell/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/americans-stick-their-nose-where-it-doesn-t-belong-more-than-cyrano/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/we-need-anything-politically-important-rationed-out-like-pez-small/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/dennis-kucinich-s-politics-are-more-scrambled-than-rod-steiger-s/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/somebody-call-janet-reno-i-think-i-just-saw-donato-dragging-doug/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-have-sympathy-for-any-human-being-that-s-driven-by-their-limbic/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-haven-t-seen-someone-so-overmatched-since-mike-tyson-tried-to/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [ There's a lot of differing data \[about global warming\], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/there-s-a-lot-of-differing-data-about-global-warming-but-as-far-as-i/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [The good thing about Pittsburgh, it's a good place to be raised... it doesn't tolerate assholes. You're either a good guy or you're a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/the-good-thing-about-pittsburgh-it-s-a-good-place-to-be-raised-it/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knows/dennis-miller/#itemlist", "name": "22 Knows Quotes By Dennis Miller", "numberOfItems": 22, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dennis Miller" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/listen-the-weather-is-just-like-hillary-s-explanation-for-her-war/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d84/dennis-miller-1315_explanation_listen-the-weather-is-just-like-hillary_2312830.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d84/dennis-miller-1315_explanation_listen-the-weather-is-just-like-hillary_2312830.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d84/dennis-miller-1315_explanation_listen-the-weather-is-just-like-hillary_2312830.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?” — Dennis Miller", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. 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