--- title: "10 Knows Quotes By Bob Saget" description: "10 Knows quotes by Bob Saget. Plus more from Bob Saget and more Knows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdb/bob-saget-3208_knows_the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his_12318.jpg" --- > [The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his-way-around-the-neighborhood/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdb/bob-saget-3208_knows_the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his_12318.jpg) > [It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/it-s-smart-to-marry-your-yoga-teacher-so-when-you-get-divorced-you/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/bob-saget-3208_divorced_it-s-smart-to-marry-your-yoga-teacher-so_1356942.jpg) > [My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/my-girlfriend-just-told-me-i-am-one-of-the-smartest-people-she-knows/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b9/bob-saget-3208_girlfriend_my-girlfriend-just-told-me-i-am-one-of-t_2482967.jpg) > [I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-m-fortunate-to-know-a-lot-of-incredibly-talented-people-and-they/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e08/bob-saget-3208_fortunate_i-m-fortunate-to-know-a-lot-of-incredibl_2889548.jpg) > [I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-was-on-entourage-last-week-smoking-a-bong-and-making-out-with/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c42/bob-saget-3208_bongs_i-was-on-entourage-last-week-smoking-a-b_1142871.jpg) > [Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/met-a-girl-the-other-nite-and-told-her-before-you-can-be-with-someone/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7db/bob-saget-3208_doe_met-a-girl-the-other-nite-and-told-her-b_2287930.jpg) > [Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/oil-is-sixty-dollars-a-barrel-there-are-terrorists-everywhere-we-have/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/bob-saget-3208_barrels_oil-is-sixty-dollars-a-barrel-there-are_2762284.jpg) > [Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/saw-a-man-in-whole-foods-yelling-at-his-son-what-are-you-doing-you/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fd/bob-saget-3208_abuse_saw-a-man-in-whole-foods-yelling-at-his_2299007.jpg) > [My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/my-mom-just-told-me-it-s-impossible-to-know-what-s-going-to-happen-in/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03e/bob-saget-3208_breakfast_my-mom-just-told-me-it-s-impossible-to-k_1500495.jpg) > [The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/the-other-day-my-twelve-year-old-says-to-me-i-don-t-feel-like-i-m/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fc/bob-saget-3208_car_the-other-day-my-twelve-year-old-says-to_2148714.jpg) ## Other authors on Knows ## More by Bob Saget > [The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his-way-around-the-neighborhood/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-just-had-a-pedicure-my-feet-are-soft-like-a-baby-s-behind-if-his/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/some-people-rely-on-rumors-and-gossip-because-they-are-devoid-of-any/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-love-watching-people-get-hit-in-the-crotch-but-only-if-they-get/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-don-t-like-the-negative-of-reality-tv-the-you-re-no-good-so-you/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/if-you-re-hanging-out-with-two-negative-people-do-they-equal-one/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/a-lot-of-the-comedians-don-t-even-tell-the-joke-like-only-three-tell/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/a-good-way-to-keep-your-relationship-together-is-not-to-scream-in/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-can-t-do-negative-needy-or-narcissistic-anymore-oh-wait-i-can-still/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/it-was-a-job-the-video-show-was-a-job-you-don-t-tell-the-aristocrats/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/now-people-want-what-the-movie-was-about-which-is-violent-comedy-and/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-was-going-to-do-a-big-radio-show-and-i-said-to-my-driver-radio-can/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-m-psyched-about-what-i-can-contribute-that-can-be-meaningful-to/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [When you have a good time there is no time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/when-you-have-a-good-time-there-is-no-time/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/a-lot-of-people-ask-me-what-my-favorite-episode-of-full-house-was-i/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knows/bob-saget/#itemlist", "name": "10 Knows Quotes By Bob Saget", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bob Saget" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his-way-around-the-neighborhood/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdb/bob-saget-3208_knows_the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his_12318.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdb/bob-saget-3208_knows_the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his_12318.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdb/bob-saget-3208_knows_the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his_12318.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.” — Bob Saget", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bob Saget" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/it-s-smart-to-marry-your-yoga-teacher-so-when-you-get-divorced-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/bob-saget-3208_divorced_it-s-smart-to-marry-your-yoga-teacher-so_1356942.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/bob-saget-3208_divorced_it-s-smart-to-marry-your-yoga-teacher-so_1356942.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/bob-saget-3208_divorced_it-s-smart-to-marry-your-yoga-teacher-so_1356942.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.” — Bob Saget", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. 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