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> [I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-don-t-know-if-the-presidential-candidates-are-running-for-the-white/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/be-happy-you-guys-be-proud-you-know-what-you-are-you-re-god-s-frozen/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/you-know-what-a-fan-letter-is-it-s-just-an-inky-raspberry/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-don-t-know-what-people-have-against-government-they-haven-t-done/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/jack-benny-really-liked-my-book-i-know-because-he-called-me-up-from/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-ve-never-wanted-an-oscar-although-they-are-reassuring-to-an-actor/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/you-know-you-ve-reached-middle-age-when-your-weightlifting-consists/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/the-help-in-japan-is-very-polite-they-bow-so-much-you-don-t-know/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/ronald-reagan-is-not-a-typical-politician-because-he-doesn-t-know-how/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/and-on-nearby-islands-the-japanese-army-was-eating-raw-fish-we-felt/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/you-know-marriage-is-making-a-big-comeback-i-know-personally-that-in/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-was-lucky-you-know-i-always-had-a-beautiful-girl-and-the-money-was/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/eisenhower-admitted-that-the-budget-can-t-be-balanced-and-mccarthy/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/it-was-a-great-honour-to-be-inducted-into-the-hall-of-fame-i-didn-t/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/everybody-knows-what-california-smog-is-that-s-fog-with-the-vitamins/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/don-t-people-know-that-they-don-t-have-to-heckle-the-president-of-the/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-don-t-know-what-people-have-against-jimmy-carter-he-s-done-nothing/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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## Other authors on Knows

## More by Bob Hope

> [I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-ruined-my-hands-in-the-ring-the-referee-kept-stepping-on-them/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-grew-up-with-six-brothers-that-s-how-i-learned-to-dance-waiting-for/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/having-so-many-gold-courses-so-close-together-was-ideal-for-me-with/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/timing-is-the-essence-of-life-and-definitely-of-comedy/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/that-s-life-the-older-you-get-the-tougher-it-is-to-score/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/contrary-to-what-certain-comedians-have-led-you-to-believe-the/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/she-spoke-perfect-english-which-led-to-considerable-trouble-she/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/my-father-told-me-all-about-the-birds-and-the-bees-the-liar-i-went/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-need-money-i-have-a-staff-of-30-and-four-houses-never-mind-the/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/in-england-when-you-make-a-movie-even-the-weather-is-against-you-in/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/tokyo-cab-drivers-are-all-ex-kamikaze-pilots/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/go-figure-a-crazy-mixed-up-country-where-ballet-outsells-boxing-i/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/bing-crosby-and-i-play-a-lot-of-golf-together-and-i-have-a-small/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/i-was-lucky-you-know-i-always-had-a-beautiful-girl-and-the-money-was/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

> [You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/you-could-buy-my-book-in-a-paperback-edition-for-a-dollar-and-in-hard/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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