--- title: "24 Knows Quotes By Bill Hicks" description: "24 Knows quotes by Bill Hicks. Plus more from Bill Hicks and more Knows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/bill-hicks-970_dustbin_no-one-knows-what-it-s-like-to-be-a-dust_1426031.jpg" --- > [No one knows what it's like … to be a dustbin … in Shaftesbury … with hooligans …](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/no-one-knows-what-it-s-like-to-be-a-dustbin-in-shaftesbury-with/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/bill-hicks-970_dustbin_no-one-knows-what-it-s-like-to-be-a-dust_1426031.jpg) > [Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/music-is-a-great-energizer-it-s-a-language-everybody-knows/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c99/bill-hicks-970_everybody_music-is-a-great-energizer-it-s-a-langua_923978.jpg) > [Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/good-comedy-helps-people-know-they-re-not-alone-great-comedy-provides/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/191/bill-hicks-970_answers_good-comedy-helps-people-know-they-re-no_78206.jpg) > [Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/just-one-thing-i-know-for-sure-chicks-dig-jerks/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfc/bill-hicks-970_chicks_just-one-thing-i-know-for-sure-chicks-di_2415734.jpg) > [Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/marijuana-grows-naturally-don-t-you-think-making-nature-against-the/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de3/bill-hicks-970_bits_marijuana-grows-naturally-don-t-you-thin_2774067.jpg) > [I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-was-just-down-in-dallas-texas-the-assassination-museum-it-s-really/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f7/bill-hicks-970_accurate_i-was-just-down-in-dallas-texas-the-assa_2182594.jpg) > [Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/oh-my-god-lift-me-up-out-of-this-illusion-lord-heal-my-perception/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c0/bill-hicks-970_heal_oh-my-god-lift-me-up-out-of-this-illusio_3225498.jpg) > [How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/how-do-i-know-the-bible-isn-t-the-word-of-god-well-if-it-was-the-word/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/bill-hicks-970_anti-religious_how-do-i-know-the-bible-isn-t-the-word-o_1683620.jpg) > [We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/we-re-supposed-to-keep-evolving-evolution-did-not-end-with-us-growing/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/858/bill-hicks-970_biology_we-re-supposed-to-keep-evolving-evolutio_1961082.jpg) > [I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-don-t-get-along-with-anything-i-really-don-t-i-m-i-m-maybe-i-m-just/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/301/bill-hicks-970_funny_i-don-t-get-along-with-anything-i-really_913274.jpg) > [Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/let-s-do-some-comedy-i-always-like-to-add-some-comedy-to-my-show/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1b/bill-hicks-970_add_let-s-do-some-comedy-i-always-like-to-ad_1625469.jpg) > [I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-love-the-pope-i-love-seeing-him-in-his-pope-mobile-his-three-feet/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4a/bill-hicks-970_action_i-love-the-pope-i-love-seeing-him-in-his_789372.jpg) > [I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-don-t-know-what-you-all-believe-and-i-don-t-really-care-but-you/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01e/bill-hicks-970_belief_i-don-t-know-what-you-all-believe-and-i_2252182.jpg) > [I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-believe-that-the-bible-is-the-literal-word-of-god-and-i-say-no-it-s/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3e/bill-hicks-970_belief_i-believe-that-the-bible-is-the-literal_555716.jpg) > [They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/they-tell-us-rock-n-roll-is-the-devil-s-music-well-let-s-say-we-know/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fd/bill-hicks-970_block_they-tell-us-rock-n-roll-is-the-devil-s_2065580.jpg) > [You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defence every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/you-know-all-the-money-we-spend-on-nuclear-weapons-and-defence-every/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f3/bill-hicks-970_clothings_you-know-all-the-money-we-spend-on-nucle_2554040.jpg) > [Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/mister-i-don-t-want-no-trouble-i-just-came-downtown-here-to-get-some/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/778/bill-hicks-970_candy_mister-i-don-t-want-no-trouble-i-just-ca_2798405.jpg) > [No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/no-i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-either-but-i-ll-tell-you-something-about/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7be/bill-hicks-970_ass_no-i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-either-but-i_940288.jpg) > [I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' \[puts mic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-got-this-big-fear-of-doing-smoking-jokes-in-my-act-and-showing-up/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8be/bill-hicks-970_bigs_i-got-this-big-fear-of-doing-smoking-jok_612628.jpg) > [Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/supreme-court-says-pornography-is-anything-without-artistic-merit-2/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b9/bill-hicks-970_art_supreme-court-says-pornography-is-anythi_2709004.jpg) > [I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-was-over-in-australia-during-easter-which-was-really-interesting/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/448/bill-hicks-970_australia_i-was-over-in-australia-during-easter-wh_955779.jpg) > [I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-have-something-to-tell-you-non-smokers-that-i-know-for-a-fact-that/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffd/bill-hicks-970_all-time_i-have-something-to-tell-you-non-smokers_2028256.jpg) > [You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/you-know-what-i-hate-about-working-bosses-the-very-idea-that-anyone/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a92/bill-hicks-970_boss_you-know-what-i-hate-about-working-bosse_2977896.jpg) > [It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/it-s-really-weird-how-your-life-changes-tonight-i-m-drinking-water/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ea/bill-hicks-970_drinking_it-s-really-weird-how-your-life-changes_786700.jpg) ## Other authors on Knows ## More by Bill Hicks > [ I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. \[salutes\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-ll-smoke-i-ll-cough-i-ll-get-the-tumors-i-ll-die-deal-thank-you/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [not all drugs are good.. some of them are great](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/not-all-drugs-are-good-some-of-them-are-great/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/if-you-don-t-think-drugs-have-done-good-things-for-us-then-take-all/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-than-say-the-average-touring-funk-band/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/how-many-people-disapprove-of-the-job-the-conservatives-are-doing/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/btw-a-24-week-old-embryo-is-not-a-human-being-you-re-not-a-human/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/christianity-has-a-built-in-defense-system-anything-that-questions-a/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-m-just-trying-to-rid-the-world-of-all-these-fevered-egos-that-are/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-was-told-when-i-grew-up-i-could-be-anything-i-wanted-a-fireman-a/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/good-comedy-helps-people-know-they-re-not-alone-great-comedy-provides/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/people-ask-me-what-i-think-about-that-woman-priest-thing-what-a-woman/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/oh-sorry-i-was-taking-life-seriously/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-can-t-watch-tv-longer-than-five-minutes-without-praying-for-nuclear/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-m-not-really-a-heavy-smoker-any-more-i-only-get-through-two/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/you-watch-the-news-these-days-it-s-unbelievable-you-think-you-just/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knows/bill-hicks/#itemlist", "name": "24 Knows Quotes By Bill Hicks", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No one knows what it's like … to be a dustbin … in Shaftesbury … with hooligans …", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/no-one-knows-what-it-s-like-to-be-a-dustbin-in-shaftesbury-with/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/bill-hicks-970_dustbin_no-one-knows-what-it-s-like-to-be-a-dust_1426031.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/bill-hicks-970_dustbin_no-one-knows-what-it-s-like-to-be-a-dust_1426031.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/bill-hicks-970_dustbin_no-one-knows-what-it-s-like-to-be-a-dust_1426031.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No one knows what it's like … to be a dustbin … in Shaftesbury … with hooligans …” — Bill Hicks", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Music is a great energizer. 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You know he's got God on his side.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-love-the-pope-i-love-seeing-him-in-his-pope-mobile-his-three-feet/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4a/bill-hicks-970_action_i-love-the-pope-i-love-seeing-him-in-his_789372.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4a/bill-hicks-970_action_i-love-the-pope-i-love-seeing-him-in-his_789372.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4a/bill-hicks-970_action_i-love-the-pope-i-love-seeing-him-in-his_789372.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. 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Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/no-i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-either-but-i-ll-tell-you-something-about/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7be/bill-hicks-970_ass_no-i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-either-but-i_940288.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7be/bill-hicks-970_ass_no-i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-either-but-i_940288.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7be/bill-hicks-970_ass_no-i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-either-but-i_940288.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. 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No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. 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You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word \"bunny\" or \"chocolate\" anywhere in the f-king book.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-was-over-in-australia-during-easter-which-was-really-interesting/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/448/bill-hicks-970_australia_i-was-over-in-australia-during-easter-wh_955779.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/448/bill-hicks-970_australia_i-was-over-in-australia-during-easter-wh_955779.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/448/bill-hicks-970_australia_i-was-over-in-australia-during-easter-wh_955779.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. 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