--- title: "17 Knows Quotes By Bill Burr" description: "17 Knows quotes by Bill Burr. Plus more from Bill Burr and more Knows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd2/bill-burr-1900_knows_i-don-t-think-people-know-what-hygienist_578003.png" --- > [I don't think people know what hygienist means.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-don-t-think-people-know-what-hygienist-means/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd2/bill-burr-1900_knows_i-don-t-think-people-know-what-hygienist_578003.png) > [Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people-ask-me-why-i-m-yelling/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5e/bill-burr-1900_ask-me_do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people_174110.png) > [As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names... 'The Thing That Shouldn't Be'. 'The Chair That Wasn't There', you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/as-much-as-metallica-rocked-they-always-had-these-song-names-the/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8e/bill-burr-1900_chairs_as-much-as-metallica-rocked-they-always_708666.png) > [The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/the-first-guy-who-got-aids-was-a-french-flight-attendant-how-you-like/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e91/bill-burr-1900_aids_the-first-guy-who-got-aids-was-a-french_1200733.jpg) > [You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-informed-as-a-protestor-they-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/bill-burr-1900_informed_you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-infor_192042.png) > [There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/there-is-a-very-difficult-period-in-a-comedian-s-career-it-s-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f4/bill-burr-1900_comedian_there-is-a-very-difficult-period-in-a-co_2569280.png) > [It's better to just plough ahead. And if I say something they don't get, I just make fun of myself for assuming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-better-to-just-plough-ahead-and-if-i-say-something-they-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c91/bill-burr-1900_assuming_it-s-better-to-just-plough-ahead-and-if_472377.png) > [I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-one-of-those-guys-where-you-know-i-m-23-years-into-this-and-i/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3de/bill-burr-1900_amount_i-m-one-of-those-guys-where-you-know-i-m_1777472.jpg) > [Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/being-a-stand-up-comic-this-isn-t-a-stepping-stone-for-me-it-s-what-i/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/bill-burr-1900_always_being-a-stand-up-comic-this-isn-t-a-step_1698371.png) > [If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/if-you-re-on-social-media-as-a-performer-you-can-tell-if-you-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a03/bill-burr-1900_compare_if-you-re-on-social-media-as-a-performer_595515.png) > [I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-think-i-know-how-to-raise-a-kid-you-just-play-catch-with-em-you/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7b/bill-burr-1900_balls_i-think-i-know-how-to-raise-a-kid-you-ju_1622302.png) > [I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-wish-they-would-teach-it-in-schools-give-people-the-belief-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a88/bill-burr-1900_belief_i-wish-they-would-teach-it-in-schools-gi_136209.png) > [You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-know-why-men-make-more-money-than-women-because-in-the-unlikely/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45a/bill-burr-1900_burrs_you-know-why-men-make-more-money-than-wo_925996.jpg) > [Inter-racial sex is probably some of the best sex on the planet. You know what that is? Because with inter-racial sex there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/inter-racial-sex-is-probably-some-of-the-best-sex-on-the-planet-you/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92d/bill-burr-1900_causes_inter-racial-sex-is-probably-some-of-the_2846726.jpg) > [You're not chasing syndication any more. It used to be a big thing. "Let's make 100 episodes and we'll get paid for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-re-not-chasing-syndication-any-more-it-used-to-be-a-big-thing-let/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de4/bill-burr-1900_amount_you-re-not-chasing-syndication-any-more_2958261.png) > [“Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/realize-that-sleeping-on-a-futon-when-you-re-30-is-not-the-worst/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34b/bill-burr-1900_amount_realize-that-sleeping-on-a-futon-when-yo_1366685.png) > [It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-just-if-one-person-says-anything-it-becomes-click-bait-and-then/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2d/bill-burr-1900_adults_it-s-just-if-one-person-says-anything-it_1527517.jpg) ## Other authors on Knows ## More by Bill Burr > [I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-making-movies-and-being-in-any-that-i-can-be-in-i-d-like-to-be/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a-joke-so-that-it-doesn-t-get/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-doing-radio-and-i-love-doing-stand-up-obviously-i-m-good/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-was-right-after-9-11-and-i-decided-to-walk-around-the-grounds-of/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/business-runs-hot-and-cold-so-the-more-you-re-in-charge-of-your-own/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-know-it-wasn-t-even-that-i-m-a-funny-guy-i-just-loved-stand-up/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-i-want-it-we-need-a-plague-it-s-got-to-happen/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-wish-they-would-teach-it-in-schools-give-people-the-belief-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/look-how-long-it-took-to-build-the-freedom-tower-and-we-wanted-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/for-aspiring-comedians-don-t-listen-to-me-just-go-on-stage-and-do/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-a-great-time-to-be-a-comedian-because-you-ve-got-so-much-more/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-but-it-s-basically-an-online/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people-ask-me-why-i-m-yelling/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-informed-as-a-protestor-they-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-it-s-ridiculous/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knows/bill-burr/#itemlist", "name": "17 Knows Quotes By Bill Burr", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't think people know what hygienist means.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Burr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-don-t-think-people-know-what-hygienist-means/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd2/bill-burr-1900_knows_i-don-t-think-people-know-what-hygienist_578003.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd2/bill-burr-1900_knows_i-don-t-think-people-know-what-hygienist_578003.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd2/bill-burr-1900_knows_i-don-t-think-people-know-what-hygienist_578003.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't think people know what hygienist means.” — Bill Burr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Burr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people-ask-me-why-i-m-yelling/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5e/bill-burr-1900_ask-me_do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people_174110.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5e/bill-burr-1900_ask-me_do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people_174110.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5e/bill-burr-1900_ask-me_do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people_174110.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?” — Bill Burr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names... 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