--- title: "13 Knows Quotes By Amy Schumer" description: "13 Knows quotes by Amy Schumer. Plus more from Amy Schumer and more Knows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1d/amy-schumer-3747_ifs_you-know-that-show-teen-mom-or-if-you-re_1489996.jpg" --- > [You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/you-know-that-show-teen-mom-or-if-you-re-from-the-south-mom/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1d/amy-schumer-3747_ifs_you-know-that-show-teen-mom-or-if-you-re_1489996.jpg) > [You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/you-know-what-they-say-once-you-go-black-your-parents-don-t-talk-to/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bc/amy-schumer-3747_black_you-know-what-they-say-once-you-go-black_2029505.jpg) > [I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-made-out-with-a-homeless-guy-by-accident-i-had-no-idea-he-was/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/amy-schumer-3747_accidents_i-made-out-with-a-homeless-guy-by-accide_17737.jpg) > [I want to keep working really hard at getting better at stand-up and touring, and I can't imagine a time when I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-want-to-keep-working-really-hard-at-getting-better-at-stand-up-and/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f74/amy-schumer-3747_comedy_i-want-to-keep-working-really-hard-at-ge_3001897.jpg) > [I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-finally-just-slept-with-my-high-school-crush-but-i-swear-now-he/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e8/amy-schumer-3747_crush_i-finally-just-slept-with-my-high-school_3125555.jpg) > [The kids didn't call me Amy Schumer; they called me Amy Jewmer. One summer, I'll never forget this, all the kids took…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/the-kids-didn-t-call-me-amy-schumer-they-called-me-amy-jewmer-one/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/093/amy-schumer-3747_amy_the-kids-didn-t-call-me-amy-schumer-they_2535271.jpg) > [You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/you-know-what-the-worst-part-about-my-drinking-is-when-i-m-drunk-i/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/674/amy-schumer-3747_drinking_you-know-what-the-worst-part-about-my-dr_404987.jpg) > [It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/it-s-a-weird-age-they-re-like-amy-i-m-pregnant-and-i-still-don-t-know/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a53/amy-schumer-3747_age_it-s-a-weird-age-they-re-like-amy-i-m-pr_2840205.jpg) > [She's always bragging about the dumbest stuff. The other day she was telling me, she's like, 'You know I can still fit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/she-s-always-bragging-about-the-dumbest-stuff-the-other-day-she-was/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d3/amy-schumer-3747_bragging_she-s-always-bragging-about-the-dumbest_367786.jpg) > [I understand why so many female comics quit or change their path, because it is hard. It's hard to be a comedian,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-understand-why-so-many-female-comics-quit-or-change-their-path/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73f/amy-schumer-3747_aggression_i-understand-why-so-many-female-comics-q_462889.jpg) > [Out of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone - you know, the director - she's like, 'He has this huge Asian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/out-of-nowhere-she-tells-me-that-oliver-stone-you-know-the-director/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be5/amy-schumer-3747_asian_out-of-nowhere-she-tells-me-that-oliver_239229.jpg) > [I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-m-so-in-love-with-my-boyfriend-right-now-everything-is-perfect-but/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/108/amy-schumer-3747_amy_i-m-so-in-love-with-my-boyfriend-right-n_432637.jpg) > [I feel like you know what you're going to be good at when you're older based on what you like when you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-feel-like-you-know-what-you-re-going-to-be-good-at-when-you-re/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d13/amy-schumer-3747_be-good_i-feel-like-you-know-what-you-re-going-t_3069445.jpg) ## Other authors on Knows ## More by Amy Schumer > [I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-donated-blood-today-that-s-what-i-call-getting-an-aids-test/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-made-out-with-a-homeless-guy-by-accident-i-had-no-idea-he-was/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [“... and left decimated. Not for myself, but for all the single women out there trying to date. I wanted to run to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/and-left-decimated-not-for-myself-but-for-all-the-single-women-out/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-tend-to-eat-pretty-healthy-though-and-i-work-out-i-work-out-hard/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-ll-never-forget-how-she-told-us-she-took-us-all-out-to-brunch-and/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/now-every-idiot-from-high-school-s-like-i-m-back-we-weren-t-supposed/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/my-mom-made-me-think-i-was-gorgeous-when-i-was-younger-she-was-like/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/to-be-really-great-you-need-to-be-naturally-funny-in-order-to-stand/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-don-t-feel-any-sense-of-competition-at-all-and-that-might-be-my-na/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/let-s-all-just-follow-the-lead-of-glamour-and-join-forces-and-lift/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I like people who are predictable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-like-people-who-are-predictable/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I am very into making up my own rules.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-am-very-into-making-up-my-own-rules/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [“People often romanticize children or adults with special needs, as if they are innocent-yet-wise creatures who can humble us all into becoming better humans.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/people-often-romanticize-children-or-adults-with-special-needs-as-if/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [Out of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone - you know, the director - she's like, 'He has this huge Asian fetish, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/out-of-nowhere-she-tells-me-that-oliver-stone-you-know-the-director/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) > [I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-schumer/i-really-am-a-chick-from-long-island-who-s-just-learning-along-with/) [Amy Schumer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-schumer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knows/amy-schumer/#itemlist", "name": "13 Knows Quotes By Amy Schumer", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You know that show 'Teen Mom'? 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