--- title: "1 Know Mum Quotes By Rebecca Sparrow" description: "1 Know Mum quotes by Rebecca Sparrow. Plus more from Rebecca Sparrow and more Know Mum sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d14/rebecca-sparrow-32858_real-life_you-know-what-your-mum-might-be-you-re-n_675889.jpg" --- > [“You know what your mum might be?' 'You're not really asking, are you? This is rhetorical, isn't it?' 'A real life desperate housewife. Maybe your mum's hooking and she -' "What are you, drunk? There's a five-year-old in the back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/you-know-what-your-mum-might-be-you-re-not-really-asking-are-you-this/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d14/rebecca-sparrow-32858_real-life_you-know-what-your-mum-might-be-you-re-n_675889.jpg) ## More by Rebecca Sparrow > [“For a moment we sit in silence. Eventually, I turn to him and say, "Do you believe in God?" His eyes narrow for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/for-a-moment-we-sit-in-silence-eventually-i-turn-to-him-and-say-do/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“You know what your mum might be?' 'You're not really asking, are you? This is rhetorical, isn't it?' 'A real life desperate housewife. Maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/you-know-what-your-mum-might-be-you-re-not-really-asking-are-you-this/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“Still, Emma and I somehow struck up the type of friendship that lasts through primary school and high-school cliques, and our fathers are both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/still-emma-and-i-somehow-struck-up-the-type-of-friendship-that-lasts/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“But opposites attract, as they say, and that's certainly true when it comes to Emma Marchetta and me. She's the beauty and I'm the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/but-opposites-attract-as-they-say-and-that-s-certainly-true-when-it/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“She sorts out her lipstick with a glance in the hall mirror, her free hand simultaneously pointing out rogue books and magazines that suddenly,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/she-sorts-out-her-lipstick-with-a-glance-in-the-hall-mirror-her-free/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“I feel like saying something back to her. Something like, 'Eat hanger, bitch.' Except that Skeletor here doesn't look like she's eaten anything at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/i-feel-like-saying-something-back-to-her-something-like-eat-hanger/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“Five minutes later and the three of us are pushing through the heavy, swinging doors of the Brisbane Watchhouse. A place that at six…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/five-minutes-later-and-the-three-of-us-are-pushing-through-the-heavy/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“Insane asylum' - among the great narrative options, that'd be one step short of 'and then she woke up', right? Or is that what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/insane-asylum-among-the-great-narrative-options-that-d-be-one-step/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“After the third call from my mother, he comes in in a Hawaiian shirt. He is, frankly, bright orange. A shade of personal orange…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/after-the-third-call-from-my-mother-he-comes-in-in-a-hawaiian-shirt/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“MARK! What the hell are you doing? That's revolting. Stop that immediately.' And that's when Mark looks up at me and says, in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/mark-what-the-hell-are-you-doing-that-s-revolting-stop-that/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“My father is standing at the sink wearing a too-tight long-sleeved red T-Shirt, a pair of too-high jeans and sporting the type of orange…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/my-father-is-standing-at-the-sink-wearing-a-too-tight-long-sleeved/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/i-don-t-hate-you-you-re-just-the-most-annoying-person-in-my-life/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“I just asked the Psychic Lettuce what my future holds, and it said, 'You will live alone with sixty guinea pigs. And they will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/i-just-asked-the-psychic-lettuce-what-my-future-holds-and-it-said-you/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“She looks at my father, the human jaffa. 'Hey Dr Davis. You're looking...' 'Orange,' I say matter-of-factly. I turn and look at her, 'Trust…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/she-looks-at-my-father-the-human-jaffa-hey-dr-davis-you-re-looking/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) > [“Why would I care whether or not the seats were padded?' And then I look up, biting my lip, and I watch as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-sparrow/why-would-i-care-whether-or-not-the-seats-were-padded-and-then-i-look/) [Rebecca Sparrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-sparrow/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/know-mum/rebecca-sparrow/#itemlist", "name": "1 Know Mum Quotes By Rebecca Sparrow", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You know what your mum might be?' 'You're not really asking, are you? This is rhetorical, isn't it?' 'A real life desperate housewife. Maybe your mum's hooking and she -' \"What are you, drunk? There's a five-year-old in the back seat. And, PS, you're not helping. All she said is that she's at the station . Not in jail . Now, I don't want to talk anymore about it. Mark and I spend the remainder of the car trip in silence. 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