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> [“Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-hah-hah! - The Count Sesame Street ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/do-you-know-why-they-call-me-the-count-because-i-love-to-count-ah-hah/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

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## More by Richard Bachman

> [“Garraty thought that memories were like a line drawn in the dirt. The further back you went the scuffier and harder to see that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/garraty-thought-that-memories-were-like-a-line-drawn-in-the-dirt-the/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Olson sat up. He put his hands against his belly and stared calmly at the poised soldiers on the deck of the squat vehicle.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/olson-sat-up-he-put-his-hands-against-his-belly-and-stared-calmly-at/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“That was Dad's life, and I was the birdshit on his windshield.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/that-was-dad-s-life-and-i-was-the-birdshit-on-his-windshield/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Because if you don't have someone to run out of town once in a while, how are you going to know you yourself belong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/because-if-you-don-t-have-someone-to-run-out-of-town-once-in-a-while/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Craziness is only a matter of degree, and there are lots of people besides me who have the urge to roll heads. They go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/craziness-is-only-a-matter-of-degree-and-there-are-lots-of-people/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“No worries about money, success, fear, joy, pain, sorrow, sex, or love. Absolute zero. No father, mother, girlfriend, lover. The dead are orphans. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/no-worries-about-money-success-fear-joy-pain-sorrow-sex-or-love/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/the-definition-of-an-asshole-is-a-guy-who-doesn-t-believe-what-he-s/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-hah-hah! - The Count Sesame Street ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/do-you-know-why-they-call-me-the-count-because-i-love-to-count-ah-hah/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Now the only way out is straight up to Heaven.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/now-the-only-way-out-is-straight-up-to-heaven/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“None of us really has anything to lose. That makes it easier to give away.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/none-of-us-really-has-anything-to-lose-that-makes-it-easier-to-give/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“It took me a while to figure it out, but it was faster after I got around that mental block. Walk or die, that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/it-took-me-a-while-to-figure-it-out-but-it-was-faster-after-i-got/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“You were starting to sound a little like a Stephen King novel”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/you-were-starting-to-sound-a-little-like-a-stephen-king-novel/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Then you can blame it on your parents,' I said, smiling. 'Won't that be a relief?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/then-you-can-blame-it-on-your-parents-i-said-smiling-won-t-that-be-a/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“You've got a shitty habit, you know it? I've noticed it on all those TV drive-safely pitches that you do. You breathe in people's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/you-ve-got-a-shitty-habit-you-know-it-i-ve-noticed-it-on-all-those-tv/)

[Richard Bachman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-bachman/)

> [“Herk threw up the mouse, the hamburger he'd eaten for lunch, and some pasty glop that looked like tomato soup. He was just starting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-bachman/herk-threw-up-the-mouse-the-hamburger-he-d-eaten-for-lunch-and-some/)

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