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> [My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-holub/my-knees-look-like-they-lost-a-knife-fight-with-a-midget/)

E. J. Holub

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## More by E. J. Holub

> [My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-holub/my-knees-look-like-they-lost-a-knife-fight-with-a-midget/)

E. J. Holub

> [I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-holub/i-found-out-that-it-s-not-good-to-talk-about-my-troubles-eighty/)

E. J. Holub

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