--- title: "11 Knew Married Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 11 Knew Married quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Knew Married sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7b/s-a-david-6726_quote_i-knew-you-were-married-i-knew-you-were_1259858.jpg" --- > [“I knew you were married. I knew you were separated but I didn’t know she still had you fastened to her G-string's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-a-david/i-knew-you-were-married-i-knew-you-were-separated-but-i-didn-t-know/) [S. A. David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-a-david/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7b/s-a-david-6726_quote_i-knew-you-were-married-i-knew-you-were_1259858.jpg) > [Apl introduced me to all the Pinays he knew, and so I married one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taboo/apl-introduced-me-to-all-the-pinays-he-knew-and-so-i-married-one/) [Taboo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taboo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/387/taboo-5788_he_apl-introduced-me-to-all-the-pinays-he-k_1923862.jpg) > [I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/i-can-t-enjoy-a-party-until-i-know-where-the-bathroom-is-you-knew/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/391/hank-hill-20223_quote_i-can-t-enjoy-a-party-until-i-know-where_1145817.jpg) > [I knew a married couple that had an open relationship last 15 years, and I was fascinated by it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brett-goldstein/i-knew-a-married-couple-that-had-an-open-relationship-last-15-years/) [Brett Goldstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brett-goldstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e6/brett-goldstein-10360_couple_i-knew-a-married-couple-that-had-an-open_2251172.jpg) > [My wife never knew she'd be married to a 90-year-old. And I've prayed that I wouldn't be a crabby old coot, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cliff-barrows/my-wife-never-knew-she-d-be-married-to-a-90-year-old-and-i-ve-prayed/) [Cliff Barrows](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cliff-barrows/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cdb/cliff-barrows-42603_being-married_my-wife-never-knew-she-d-be-married-to-a_155102.png) > [“Your wife knew when she married you that you were also married to the sky, as men were married to the sea…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wernher-von-braun/your-wife-knew-when-she-married-you-that-you-were-also-married-to-the/) [Wernher von Braun](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wernher-von-braun/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc9/wernher-von-braun-11841_absence_your-wife-knew-when-she-married-you-that_1528188.jpg) > [“there was one thing left to do: ask the only person I knew who was married, always honest with me, and never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-halpern/there-was-one-thing-left-to-do-ask-the-only-person-i-knew-who-was/) [Justin Halpern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-halpern/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/009/justin-halpern-4029_fear_there-was-one-thing-left-to-do-ask-the-o_2946314.png) > [Somehow, I always knew I would get married by the time I was 27. Even in college, I had this weird thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emraan-hashmi/somehow-i-always-knew-i-would-get-married-by-the-time-i-was-27-even/) [Emraan Hashmi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emraan-hashmi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b83/emraan-hashmi-12110_always_somehow-i-always-knew-i-would-get-marrie_604058.jpg) > [“Who knew being married was such fun," he panted, pressing a kiss to her temple and swatting her backside simultaneously. She pulled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrigan-byrne/who-knew-being-married-was-such-fun-he-panted-pressing-a-kiss-to-her/) [Kerrigan Byrne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrigan-byrne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9be/kerrigan-byrne-9919_annie-oakley_who-knew-being-married-was-such-fun-he-p_2432413.jpg) > [We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/we-got-married-drunk-in-vegas-we-dated-for-a-year-and-we-got-married/) [Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/janeane-garofalo-1940_cab_we-got-married-drunk-in-vegas-we-dated-f_1421309.png) > [“She had never before met a man who spoke of the world—of what it was, and how it came to be, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arundhati-roy/she-had-never-before-met-a-man-who-spoke-of-the-world-of-what-it-was/) [Arundhati Roy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arundhati-roy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/634/arundhati-roy-346_knew-married_she-had-never-before-met-a-man-who-spoke_685506.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knew-married/#itemlist", "name": "Knew Married Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I knew you were married. 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