--- title: "10 Kmart Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 10 Kmart quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Kmart sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a5/ellen-degeneres-604_clothes_i-love-clothes-so-when-i-wear-clothes-th_2797677.jpg" --- > [I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/i-love-clothes-so-when-i-wear-clothes-they-re-usually-somebody-s-you/) [Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a5/ellen-degeneres-604_clothes_i-love-clothes-so-when-i-wear-clothes-th_2797677.jpg) > [If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/if-you-think-a-quaterhorse-is-that-ride-in-front-of-kmart-you-might/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/752/jeff-foxworthy-939_kmart_if-you-think-a-quaterhorse-is-that-ride_719251.jpg) > [You won't find average Americans on the left or on the right. You'll find them at Kmart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zell-miller/you-won-t-find-average-americans-on-the-left-or-on-the-right-you-ll/) [Zell Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zell-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/254/zell-miller-21239_america_you-won-t-find-average-americans-on-the_480567.png) > [Maybe instead of buying myself another Barbie, I could donate that to the Kmart Wishing Tree...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hamish-blake/maybe-instead-of-buying-myself-another-barbie-i-could-donate-that-to/) [Hamish Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hamish-blake/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da1/hamish-blake-241254_barbie_maybe-instead-of-buying-myself-another-b_1657368.png) > [Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/some-marriages-are-made-in-heaven-mine-was-made-in-hong-kong-by-the/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a5/tom-robbins-169_heaven_some-marriages-are-made-in-heaven-mine-w_2094130.jpg) > [I didn't know what Guess jeans were. I just shopped at Wal-Mart and Kmart and stuff like that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-nicole-smith/i-didn-t-know-what-guess-jeans-were-i-just-shopped-at-wal-mart-and/) [Anna Nicole Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-nicole-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/799/anna-nicole-smith-17080_jeans_i-didn-t-know-what-guess-jeans-were-i-ju_775331.jpg) > [A lot of the problems I had with fame I was bringing on myself. A lot of self-loathing, a lot of woe-is-me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/a-lot-of-the-problems-i-had-with-fame-i-was-bringing-on-myself-a-lot/) [Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/eminem-415_fame_a-lot-of-the-problems-i-had-with-fame-i_2304426.jpg) > [Yes! I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azealia-banks/yes-i-hate-everything-about-this-country-like-i-hate-fat-white/) [Azealia Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azealia-banks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/959/azealia-banks-24571_america_yes-i-hate-everything-about-this-country_370459.png) > [I started doing radio commercials for Kmart when I was 4. They had to splice all my consonants together because I couldn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-applegate/i-started-doing-radio-commercials-for-kmart-when-i-was-4-they-had-to/) [Christina Applegate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-applegate/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c7/christina-applegate-10348_jobs_i-started-doing-radio-commercials-for-km_473997.png) > [As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat."Wait. Can we stop for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/as-we-drove-uptown-i-spotted-a-kmart-on-a-corner-with-its-familiar/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eca/anonymous-1_excuse_as-we-drove-uptown-i-spotted-a-kmart-on_1706920.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/kmart/#itemlist", "name": "Kmart Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. 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