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title: "2 Kitchen table Quotes By Kristan Higgins"
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> [“I'm at a bar with a woman! So there, you disgusting whore! And I'm going to take her back to our house and I'm going to have sex with her!" His voice grew louder and louder, cracking with an intensity.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/i-m-at-a-bar-with-a-woman-so-there-you-disgusting-whore-and-i-m-going/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

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> [“If you don't want to have a baby, that's fine. And if you want sex on the kitchen table, you'll get it." He glared down at his wife. "But you're coming home, and you're coming home now, and I will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/if-you-don-t-want-to-have-a-baby-that-s-fine-and-if-you-want-sex-on/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

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## More by Kristan Higgins

> [“I opened the night table drawer and closed it fast. Okay, then. Mom still had womanly needs. Good for her. I’d get some eye…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/i-opened-the-night-table-drawer-and-closed-it-fast-okay-then-mom/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“Tried be cheerful, tried be upbeat, tried not to let my feelings show, not to blame him, not to mind when day after day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/tried-be-cheerful-tried-be-upbeat-tried-not-to-let-my-feelings-show/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“If we’re not going to get married, we need to break up. So…shit or get off the pot, honey.” “That was beautiful,” murmured Father…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/if-we-re-not-going-to-get-married-we-need-to-break-up-so-shit-or-get/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“I had often envisioned my funeral—me lying against the rose-colored satin, looking utterly stunning, U2’ s and Ed Sheeran’s sadder songs playing gently in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/i-had-often-envisioned-my-funeral-me-lying-against-the-rose-colored/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“Then, walking across the room, hips swaying, blond hair flowing as if in a shampoo commercial, came Joe's date. Tall. Skinny. Big boobs despite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/then-walking-across-the-room-hips-swaying-blond-hair-flowing-as-if-in/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“His child was now officially smarter than he was, and he didn’t like it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/his-child-was-now-officially-smarter-than-he-was-and-he-didn-t-like-it/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm a bleeping idiot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/fool-me-once-shame-on-you-fool-me-twice-i-m-a-bleeping-idiot/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“Don't be nice to me," she whispered, though she didn't move away. "I might cry if you are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/don-t-be-nice-to-me-she-whispered-though-she-didn-t-move-away-i-might/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“Liam's face grew serious. "I'll take good care of you, Cordelia. I promise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/liam-s-face-grew-serious-i-ll-take-good-care-of-you-cordelia-i-promise/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“And so I make a pact with the devil, or in this case, my mommy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/and-so-i-make-a-pact-with-the-devil-or-in-this-case-my-mommy/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“Calm down, calm down. Deep breath,” Colleen whispered. “It's showtime. He's a nice guy, you're a nice woman.” “Hey, Paulie,” Bryce said as he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/calm-down-calm-down-deep-breath-colleen-whispered-it-s-showtime-he-s/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“I’d known friends who went through this, the grim tracking of the ovulation cycle, the way making love becomes insemination, as romantic as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/i-d-known-friends-who-went-through-this-the-grim-tracking-of-the/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“Then she smiled, just a flash, and something moved in Liam’s chest. Something warm, and something he hadn’t felt in a long time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/then-she-smiled-just-a-flash-and-something-moved-in-liam-s-chest/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“You want to go to the movies tomorrow night?” he asked, and Posey was so shocked she actually choked. “What?” she managed. “The movies?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/you-want-to-go-to-the-movies-tomorrow-night-he-asked-and-posey-was-so/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

> [“Then he slid his hand into my hair and pulled me closer, and when he kissed me, my heart hurt from happiness, if such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristan-higgins/then-he-slid-his-hand-into-my-hair-and-pulled-me-closer-and-when-he/)

[Kristan Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristan-higgins/)

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