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title: "8 Kitchen Floor Quotes by 8 authors"
description: "Browse 8 Kitchen Floor quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Kitchen Floor sayings and thoughts."
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> [I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-sonnenblick/i-seriously-think-i-could-have-sat-in-the-middle-of-the-kitchen-floor/)

[Jordan Sonnenblick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-sonnenblick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b8/jordan-sonnenblick-12622_block_i-seriously-think-i-could-have-sat-in-th_79881.png)

> [“But,” Jedrick added, his voice teasing, “I think I will be sure to be back on time this night; the kitchen floor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-brazytis/but-jedrick-added-his-voice-teasing-i-think-i-will-be-sure-to-be-back/)

[Sarah Brazytis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-brazytis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a8/sarah-brazytis-24984_time_but-jedrick-added-his-voice-teasing-i-th_1269291.jpg)

> [I slept on a friend's kitchen floor for a year and a half.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-miller/i-slept-on-a-friend-s-kitchen-floor-for-a-year-and-a-half/)

[Ben Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-miller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a3/ben-miller-4821_floor_i-slept-on-a-friend-s-kitchen-floor-for_1390427.jpg)

> [“I am a good housekeeper. You can eat off my kitchen floor. Just scoop all the crumbs together and you've got quite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janene-murphy/i-am-a-good-housekeeper-you-can-eat-off-my-kitchen-floor-just-scoop/)

[Janene Murphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janene-murphy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6b/janene-murphy-93532_food_i-am-a-good-housekeeper-you-can-eat-off_1483964.jpg)

> [Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shel-silverstein/do-a-loony-goony-dance-cross-the-kitchen-floor-put-something-silly-in/)

[Shel Silverstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shel-silverstein/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/211/shel-silverstein-1914_crosses_do-a-loony-goony-dance-cross-the-kitchen_1604719.jpg)

> [“Life doesn't end on the kitchen floor while there is the will to dance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-white/life-doesn-t-end-on-the-kitchen-floor-while-there-is-the-will-to-dance/)

[Patrick White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-white/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/564/patrick-white-15190_dance_life-doesn-t-end-on-the-kitchen-floor-wh_2291133.jpg)

> [No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-friedan/no-woman-gets-an-orgasm-from-shining-the-kitchen-floor/)

[Betty Friedan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-friedan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f66/betty-friedan-3185_kitchen_no-woman-gets-an-orgasm-from-shining-the_2798259.jpg)

> [“Thank you for the exquisite comfort of your kitchen floor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aprilynne-pike/thank-you-for-the-exquisite-comfort-of-your-kitchen-floor/)

[Aprilynne Pike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aprilynne-pike/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/380/aprilynne-pike-4513_floor_thank-you-for-the-exquisite-comfort-of-y_2908287.png)

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