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title: "8 Kissing Man Quotes by 8 authors"
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> [“When a guy like that kisses you, it doesn’t matter if you’re important or special. All that matters is that it’s you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-crownover/when-a-guy-like-that-kisses-you-it-doesn-t-matter-if-you-re-important/)

[Jay Crownover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-crownover/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e9/jay-crownover-2032_random_when-a-guy-like-that-kisses-you-it-doesn_72117.jpg)

> [Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/minnie-pearl/kissing-a-man-with-a-beard-is-a-lot-like-going-to-a-picnic-you-don-t/)

[Minnie Pearl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/minnie-pearl/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff8/minnie-pearl-22695_beard_kissing-a-man-with-a-beard-is-a-lot-like_250595.jpg)

> [When you're kissing a woman and you want it to look realistic, you're thinking, 'Am I taking advantage of her? Is her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-james-collier/when-you-re-kissing-a-woman-and-you-want-it-to-look-realistic-you-re/)

[Rob James-Collier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-james-collier/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/520/rob-james-collier-16322_advantage_when-you-re-kissing-a-woman-and-you-want_376980.jpg)

> [UMM hai there, would you please STOP kissing my man. k thanks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/broken-soul/umm-hai-there-would-you-please-stop-kissing-my-man-k-thanks/)

[Broken Soul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/broken-soul/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b7/broken-soul-3706_kissing_umm-hai-there-would-you-please-stop-kiss_669560.jpg)

> [Kissing is man's greatest invention. All animals copulate, but only humans kiss.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/kissing-is-man-s-greatest-invention-all-animals-copulate-but-only/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bf/tom-robbins-169_animal_kissing-is-man-s-greatest-invention-all_1079362.jpg)

> [One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwayne-johnson/one-of-the-skills-i-had-to-learn-and-become-proficient-in-is-kissing/)

[Dwayne Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwayne-johnson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f12/dwayne-johnson-1126_fantastic_one-of-the-skills-i-had-to-learn-and-bec_1503266.jpg)

> [It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robbie-williams/it-would-be-great-to-see-somebody-like-kid-rock-kissing-a-man-but-i-m/)

[Robbie Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robbie-williams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6d/robbie-williams-3460_kids_it-would-be-great-to-see-somebody-like-k_2043432.jpg)

> [Kissing your man is not a problem, but a problem is how you kiss him, Stop making a kiss sound like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mercy-pheona/kissing-your-man-is-not-a-problem-but-a-problem-is-how-you-kiss-him/)

[Mercy Pheona](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mercy-pheona/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/754/mercy-pheona-1097_car-crash_kissing-your-man-is-not-a-problem-but-a_2848065.jpg)

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