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title: "8 Kissing funny Quotes by 8 authors"
description: "Browse 8 Kissing funny quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Kissing funny sayings and thoughts."
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> [When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-knight/when-my-time-on-earth-is-done-and-my-activities-here-are-past-i-want/)

[Bobby Knight](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-knight/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad5/bobby-knight-2680_activity_when-my-time-on-earth-is-done-and-my-act_791692.png)

> [I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lopez/i-am-a-strong-believer-in-kissing-being-very-intimate-and-the-minute/)

[Jennifer Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lopez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc5/jennifer-lopez-1227_believer_i-am-a-strong-believer-in-kissing-being_921074.jpg)

> [Let the rain sing you a lullaby.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/langston-hughes/let-the-rain-sing-you-a-lullaby/)

[Langston Hughes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/langston-hughes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc9/langston-hughes-1527_acid-rain_let-the-rain-sing-you-a-lullaby-1008381_1008381.png)

> [Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-burns/love-s-first-snow-drop-virgin-kiss/)

[Robert Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-burns/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/077/robert-burns-1511_cute-kiss_love-s-first-snow-drop-virgin-kiss-12632_1263296.png)

> [The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-h-oldham/the-only-thing-worth-stealing-is-a-kiss-from-a-sleeping-child/)

[J. H. Oldham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-h-oldham/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/j-h-oldham-58481_can-t-sleep_the-only-thing-worth-stealing-is-a-kiss_1394049.png)

> [The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial one in any love story.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emil-ludwig/the-decision-to-kiss-for-the-first-time-is-the-most-crucial-one-in/)

[Emil Ludwig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emil-ludwig/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61f/emil-ludwig-44197_best-kiss_the-decision-to-kiss-for-the-first-time_1529988.jpg)

> [Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score: Then to that twenty, add a hundred more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-herrick/give-me-a-kiss-and-to-that-kiss-a-score-then-to-that-twenty-add-a-2/)

[Robert Herrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-herrick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a0/robert-herrick-3088_add_give-me-a-kiss-and-to-that-kiss-a-score_1940753.png)

> [A kiss is a rosy dot placed on the "i" in loving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmond-rostand/a-kiss-is-a-rosy-dot-placed-on-the-i-in-loving/)

[Edmond Rostand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edmond-rostand/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3a/edmond-rostand-8791_cute-kiss_a-kiss-is-a-rosy-dot-placed-on-the-i-in_3124558.jpg)

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